Alright, it turns out my problem was a simple matter of switching to SVGA, so the Virtual PC wasn't even needed! 😁

Under 3.1, the transparency of images is completely messed up and unpleasant, so you've got everyone running around in their own personal white boxes. While I appreciate the clear indicators of personal space and I'm sure my party's immensely relieved by its clarification, the game's unplayable like …