Nevermind, I got my joystick to work. VPC emulates the joystick port, and uses whichever joystick is joystick ID #1 in Windows. As I have multiple game controllers, it was mapping the wrong one (my USB gamepad instead of my gameport joystick).

Anyone know how, running DOS 6.22 under VPC 5, to get games to see my joystick? It's a standard gameport joystick, which works under the host OS (Win2K) but not under my guest systems. I could switch to VMWare (I've still got demo time with each) but VMWare doesn't emulate a SB16 like VirtualPC, and …