You can't blame MiniMax for being sarcastic, for a number of reasons:
- It's quite logical that you have to use the patches inside DOSBox (old game, old patches - why should they work in XP?). Oh, and if you're using XP, you do not have a "DOS Prompt", sorry. It's called NTVDM, and it has not very much in common with DOS. Or are you using Win9x? You failed to provide this (possibly important) information until now.
- The patches do not ask for the original disk (I've just tried them out myself)
- When you start the patch, it asks for the location of the game directory ("C:\BSTONE" by default). Just change that path to wherever you have BS installed
I can't update my versions, though. I learned that there are various compiles of BS. You can find out the compile date and version by running "BS_AOG.EXE /VERSION". I've identified three different versions (all v2.0R) so far, and none of them can be updated with the patches on Patches-Scrolls.
Ehm... But i can't understand your problem in the first place. I've installed BS for the very first time (didn't play it back in the day), and it worked instantly, without changing the default DOSBox config (it was very slow, though - didn't really play it, no time). Maybe you have some strange setting in your dosbox.conf? BS seems to autodetect soundcards upon startup (there is no setup prog, after all), that could be a problem. As a test, you should try to start the game with low cycles, like 2000 or 3000. Use a "clean" dosbox.conf.
EDIT: and, btw: 2.00R does work in DOSBox.