Core Duo (Recalled Dell Laptop) is a T2300, I tend to ignore that one, given the status of the machine it is in... Plus the Dell logo kinda says it all.
Core 2 Duo is an E8200, briefly it had an E45 in but I never even tested that one past it overheating with the Pentium's heatsink on top - the Pentium used liquid cooling, the E45 died in the process. This was built back when the Pentium D was stable, noticeably slower when rendering / encoding. Usually XVid, but noted with h.264 and VP6 too in both Vegas and FMLE. Some of that may be down the the Intel motherboard it runs though, but the capture board does some of the encoding onboard in that one where the Intensity in the Pentium D didn't. I can't find the model number on it now but I know they used it in the RM One.
Core 2 Quad is a Q8400, seems to be almost identical to the E8200 overall, maybe marginally faster, has more RAM. Same chipset (P35) that I'm not a huge fan of, MSI motherboard that I don't know for sure the model # of... P35 Neo 2 Game-sausage-fest type crap that I don't like with silly LEDs all over it.
Pentium D is... QKDH, that's ll I know because it's an ES chip, I had it before they were released and it wasn't cheap. It does perform somewhat differently than the retail models and HyperThreading can be switched on (It's broken though, so don't do that). Runs at 2.80GHz and most software detects a 920, so i assume this is what it resembles most closely. Even in PassMark it came back with a higher score in compression and encoding. That thing lasted 9 years and I'm still trying to repair the motherboard. The processor will not work in the MSI motherboard, the board simply will not POST despite it claiming to support the chip - could be due to it being an ES I suppose or the P35 chipset is a bigger waste of space than I thought it was.
When I had the Athlon 64 I used to encode in MPEG-2, pretty much just DVD - even 720x576 resolution - and it was not good at it, that one used to burn up the RAM every week, ruined it's GPU twice and often one core would halt... This would remain even if you shut the machine off and started it again, Task Manager reported that one core was at 100% load and assigning threads to that one would instantly crash whatever program it was, sometimes a vital part of the operating system would be put there or both cores would lock up. That was anothwer ES and is marked "Athlon 64 X2 3200+" which we probably both know does not exist... It runs at 2Ghz (Most of the time, I've seen it report 1.8 on numerous occasions) and has a 512K Cache, so I guess it would be the 3800+ and benchmarks identically... I did use a retail 4200+ and it appears to have fixed a few of the problems but it simply does not have the power of the Pentium in the real world, though I was confused because it yielded a higher score in most tests. The stability was a turn-off though and the FX-53/55? I briefly swapped it for was worse, I didn't like the Athlon 64 chips on the 940 platform (As this socket is marked, seems to be 939 with an extra pin, actually, looks like the socket the Opteron went into) though the 754 were a decent budget option despite the ancient memory they needed which was very expensive at the time. I remember though, how my Dual P3 system could actually outrun it sometimes. I can let so much of it go due to it being unfinished, but as I said, the faster model of the retail version was no better and they both spat out videos with serious problems.
I know a worse processor than the 64... The Phenom X3, now that was a real joke but I'm not going there. This is why I rate that whole generation as awful.
As I say, I can only go on what happened when I used these things and what was relayed to me by people in the only nearby similar environment that were using them. I suppose it'll all be irrelevant soon as I'll either move to an i7 or an E3, which smokes everything pretty good.