Some of you might already know this, but see HERE anyway.
It's one my favourite! Never get bored of reading it.
OOOOOHHHHHH!!!! Al Lowe is back!
Funny reading. 😎
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Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
🤣 My favorite.
Never thought this thread would be that long, but now, for something different.....
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wow al lowe! thanks!
the chicken crossed the road so he wouldn´t be called chicken anymore...
"But listen to me brother, you just keep on walking, 'cause you and me and sister ain't got nothing to hide..." - Scatman John
Thank you so much, Malik. I've instantly added that site to my favourites. It is EPIC!
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(Y) i saved that page to my hd if it dissapears .
It missed all the Firefly/Serenity ones. My favorite is the Operative.
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Firefly : Why did the chicken cross the road ?
From Fireflyfans.net - By Webmaster - 2006-02-3
***Why did the chicken cross the road ?***
Mal: Because the other side of the road was the only place it could live life on its own terms, without being meddled with.
Zoë: Because that’s where the job was, Sir.
Wash: It followed a really hot girl chicken that could kill it with its pinky. Do chickens have pinkies? No? We’ll I don’t know then.
Jayne: The money was better over there. (mutters) Lousy seven percent...
Kaylee: To meet shiny new chickens and see the sights.
Simon: That’s where the Alliance was hiding its sister.
River: To get to the other side.
Inara: It just suddenly, for no apparent reason, decided to pick up and abandon the luxurious life it had on this side of the road. That’s not odd, is it?
Book: It was a pilgrimage. Wracked with guilt over the atrocities it had committed, the chicken decided to devote the remainder of its life to God in a desperate search for redemption. Just a guess.
Jubal: What did you say? Am I a road?
YoSafBrige: Because you were over there, sweetie.
The Operative: The chicken’s motivations are not my concern. Getting it across the road, is.
I'm confident that the quality of this "joke" is very low -
..because it wanted to let the local council know where to build a new chicken crossing. 😖 😜
Written by yours truly.
PS: in case you don't "get it", then think of the word cross as an alternative transitive verb. But really, don't waste too much time thinking about it because it's really terrible.
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