My consoles:
Nintendo Entertainment System (replaced the inside cartridge connector)
Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Nintendo 64 (with 4MB Expansion Pack)
Gamecube
GameBoy Color
GameBoy Advance
GameBoy Advance SP
Nintendo DS (original model)
Nintendo 3DS (original model)
Sony Playstation
Sony Playstation 2
Sony Playstation 3
Sony PSP
Old-ass PCS:
200 MHz Pentium, 40MB EDO RAM, Matrox G550 + Diamond Monster 3D II, Windows 95
350 MHz Pentium II, 256MB PC-100 RAM, Diamond Viper V770 + SLI STP Voodoo2 12MB, Windows 98
1.53 GHz Athlon XP, 1GB DDR-166 RAM, Radeon 9550 256MB AGP, Windows XP
2.1 GHz Pentium M, 2GB DDR2-553 RAM, GeForce 7800GTX 256MB PCI-Ex, Windows XP
2.8 GHz Core i7-860, 8GB DDR3-1333 RAM, GeForce GTX 480 1.5GB PCI-Ex, Windows 10 (originally Windows 7)
4.0 GHz Core i7-6700K, 16GB DDR4-3200 RAM, GeForce GTX 980Ti PCI-Ex, Windows 10
Amazon Kindle: 2nd Generation
Apple:
iPhone 6s 64GB
iPad Mini 2nd Generation 32GB
iPod Touch 4th Generation 32GB
Apple Watch - 1st Generation, Black Stainless Steel
Alcohol:
Jack Daniel's Gentleman's Jack Whiskey
Johnnie Walker Black Label blended scotch
Johnnie Walker Double Black Label blended scotch
Crown Royal Vanilla Whiskey
Captain Morgan's Long Island Iced Tea
Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
Weapons:
Colt AR-15, .223 Remington, 30-round capacity mag
Para-Ordinance .45 ACP double-stack with custom engraving, 14-round capacity mag
Glock 19 - 9mm Parabellum, double-stack 15-round capacity mag
Smith & Wesson Bodyguard 640, hammerless, 5-round capacity, .357 Magnum, stainless steel
Ruger LCP, .380 Auto, 6-round capacity mag, semi-automatic
Condom:
Trojan Ultra-Thin, 12-ct
Guitars:
Gibson Les Paul Custom, Silverburst, 2011
Gibson SG Standard, Cherry Red, 2013, won from internet prize drawing for free
Gibson SG Special, Cherry Red, 2012, Satin Finish, custom sticker inlays
Hagstrom Ultra-Swede
Fender American Special Stratocaster
Takamine dreadnought acoustic guitar
Yamaha ES-335-style semi-hollowbody electric w/Bigsby
Custom-built Warmoth strat w/Seymour Duncan pickups
Amplifiers:
Marshall JVM410h + Marshall 1960A Lead cabinet (Celestion G12T-75s)
Fender Mustang V + Fender V410 (Celestion Rocket 50s)
Fender Mustang II (Fender Special Design Speaker)
Marshall JTM1h
Marshall JMP1h
Marshall Lead 12 3005 half-stack (speakers swapped with Celestion G10 Vintage) with custom badging and new faceplate
Stagg Acoustic amplifier 40-watt SS
F***s:
None given...
Wait...huh? Ok, I appologize...I am clearly drunk while making this post. I had a full glass of Long Island Iced Tea and it was awesome. And yay, Trump! Finally we get to show the ultra-corrupt established government that we're fed up with their bull-shit and lies and I couldn't give a sh** if a bunch of whiny college kids with no life experience and no realistic outlook on life has a problem with that and decides to ruin the rest of their lives by starting a f***ing riot in the middle of streets that they have to live in. Safe spaces are a joke and Gun Free Zones kill people.
Ok wow....I really am drunk...