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Famous computer slogans and quotes ?

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Reply 200 of 261, by Intel486dx33

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Apple Macintosh - “The power to be your Best”.

Reply 201 of 261, by Intel486dx33

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Lenovo - “For those who do”.

Reply 202 of 261, by Cyberdyne

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I just made one up myself: An Apple II, no colors for PAL countries. And absolutely no possibility for colors in France.

I am aroused about any X86 motherboard that has full functional ISA slot. I think i have problem. Not really into that original (Turbo) XT,286,386 and CGA/EGA stuff. So just a DOS nut.
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Reply 203 of 261, by badmojo

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Hey we can make up our own?? Now this thread is interesting!

Intel: "The 486SX chip is just as fast but you should buy a DX, because it costs more"

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Reply 204 of 261, by Intel486dx33

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Apple Macintosh - “The Power to be your best”.

This slogan is so true.
There is something about using an Apple product that gives you confidence that you have chosen the best tool for the job.
Its like a Mechanic or Construction worker or doctor choosing there tools for their occupation..

You just know you have chosen a good reliable tool when you chose an Apple.
Its like having a BIG tools box with a bunch of tiny computers in it.
And you go for the Apple. Its like using a Snap-on tool.
They are expensive but you know you have a very good tool and it gives you confidence.

Reply 205 of 261, by carlostex

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"Well i did fuck your mum...twice!" - Paul Finch to Steve Stifler

Reply 206 of 261, by Intel486dx33

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What the Best mouse ?

Microsoft - "IntelliMouse"
https://youtu.be/WwwwKg6kJ60

Reply 207 of 261, by gerry

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Intel486dx33 wrote on 2021-02-01, 13:22:

Lenovo - “For those who do”.

those sort of slogans never make sense and irritate me with their "join our exclusive club of hip in the know people of now, not like those other losers!", implying that non lenovo's are for those who don't while manipulating humans natural desire to 'belong'

it's like saying "ford - for those that drive", well so is a pontiac but hey!

Reply 208 of 261, by duga3

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gerry wrote on 2021-02-05, 11:21:
Intel486dx33 wrote on 2021-02-01, 13:22:

Lenovo - “For those who do”.

those sort of slogans never make sense and irritate me with their "join our exclusive club of hip in the know people of now, not like those other losers!", implying that non lenovo's are for those who don't while manipulating humans natural desire to 'belong'

it's like saying "ford - for those that drive", well so is a pontiac but hey!

I think they just wanted to say that it's not a $2000 Facebook machine.

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Reply 209 of 261, by Standard Def Steve

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Foxconn: This is the most worthless 11 page thread in existence.

BenQ: I know right? More than half of these "slogans" aren't significant in any way. Like: 'IBM Portables - pick yours today!' is what a dude selling his old laptops at a garage sale might say.

Stewart Cheifet: Speaking of laptops, did you guys see that new 7 screen Aurora laptop? https://www.tomshardware.com/news/expanscape-aurora
Now that's my pick of the week!

Nvidia: Um... er... RTX On?

Everyone: Shaddup!

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Reply 210 of 261, by Intel486dx33

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Osborne computer - “The computer you can take anywhere”.
Osborne computer - “Going to work with an Osborne computer”.

Reply 211 of 261, by badmojo

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Logitech: "Our branding used to look cool but now it's bland and cheap looking"

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Reply 212 of 261, by Intel486dx33

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Sierra - “Game Arts”.

Reply 213 of 261, by Shreddoc

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This will be oldhat for many of you, but the reminder won't hurt. TI-randomly-L...

...that spispopd stands for 'smashing pumpkins into small piles of putrid debris', that being a descriptive reference to the fragging of cacodemons (aka horny red beholders from Mars).

And that, as a delightful hat-tip, the band The Smashing Pumpkins subsequently used a Doom audio sample in one of the songs on their 1995 album Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.

I find this a fantastic tidbit to hear decades later (the internet either didn't or barely existed back then for most of us - so, such trivia was not-at-all widespread), because both Doom and The Smashing Pumpkins were integral parts of my nostalgic sunshine years during the early+mid 90's.

References:
https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/SPISPOPD
https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/Doom_in_popular_culture

Reply 214 of 261, by Ultrax

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"Just slightly ahead of our time." - Panasonic, 1990s
"Let's make things better." - Philips, also 1990s

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Reply 215 of 261, by Intel486dx33

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Ultrax wrote on 2021-03-24, 16:41:

"Just slightly ahead of our time." - Panasonic, 1990s
"Let's make things better." - Philips, also 1990s

Panasonic and Phillips were BIG in the consumer electronics market back in 1990’s.
Especially in Radios and CDROM drive technology.

Reply 216 of 261, by AlaricD

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"Extending your reach with innovation"
Texas Instruments

Reply 217 of 261, by Woody72

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PICNIC: Problem in chair, not in computer - IT workers everywhere since just about ever 😃.

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Reply 218 of 261, by Intel486dx33

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Apple ( August 2007 ) “We don’t ship junk”
https://youtu.be/eAo8gnUCWzE

Reply 219 of 261, by Intel486dx33

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Matrox - “Ask for it”
ATI - “Perfecting the PC”