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Reply 40 of 47, by leileilol

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In speaking of Hexen II how about Hexen II? You get a horrible naked guy with a convenient winged snake who doesn't appear in the game. Portals has Succub...i mean Demoness nude with one because sex cells. and is somewhat misleading because she's a clothed demonic Xena expy you can optionally play.

I'm guessing they got that idea from seeing a Jungle 2 Jungle billboard ad with the nude Tim Allen w/ snake which was promoted earlier in the same year, which was obviously a rhomage to something else I can't seem to recall right now. but yes. i was saddened it wasn't following the theme of COOL DARK LENS FLARE HANDS ACOLYTE or something similar to Brom

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Reply 41 of 47, by Stiletto

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clueless1 wrote:

Very interesting, considering this is an Apple product? I don't know how many of you are familiar with the Apple Mockingboard. It was the first high-end soundcard I ever owned, and it brought the Apple IIe alive! Have a look at it's box art and tell me if you see any similarities. 😉

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Interesting that two different Apple sound devices have Picasso-styled art.

My uncle has always been an illustrator for newspapers/magazines/books/websites/etc. and definitely was making similar artwork around the same time period, I can ask him what the hell they were thinking 😁

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Reply 42 of 47, by clueless1

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I know I posted a web image of the Mockingboard box, but I have to make the time to take a real photo of the one I have. 😀 It's very cool. I even have the receipt stuffed inside from 1985 when we bought it. Sad that the Mockinboard itself is probably in a landfill or recybled 🙁

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Reply 43 of 47, by clueless1

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Stiletto wrote:
clueless1 wrote:

Very interesting, considering this is an Apple product? I don't know how many of you are familiar with the Apple Mockingboard. It was the first high-end soundcard I ever owned, and it brought the Apple IIe alive! Have a look at it's box art and tell me if you see any similarities. 😉

Mockingboard-v1a-Docs-resized.jpg

Interesting that two different Apple sound devices have Picasso-styled art.

My uncle has always been an illustrator for newspapers/magazines/books/websites/etc. and definitely was making similar artwork around the same time period, I can ask him what the hell they were thinking 😁

I'd love to hear what he has to say. 😀

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Reply 44 of 47, by clueless1

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Here is the photo spread of the Mockingboard box.

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Note the spare resistors!

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Reply 45 of 47, by AidanExamineer

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HeliCops.

Bad CGI, and a bad "window" layout that makes it look like a budget re-release of a B-grade game. Way to make the concept of Cops in Helicopters look boring.

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Reply 47 of 47, by GoblinUpTheRoad

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I've got a Sega Mega Drive bootleg of Fifa International Soccer with a very amateur cut-and-paste job on the cover.

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