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First post, by digitaldoofus

Posted on 2010-09-02, 21:06

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No, I'm not talking about the "Leisure Suit Larry" series. I'm talkin' bout something much more nefarious. Prurient. Lascivious. And other big-sounding words which I barely know the meaning of. 😊

Can any of you guys think of some (favorite?) interesting "X-rated" programs, games, or utilities that have caught your eye over the years -- that ran in old-school DOS for your vintage PC of course?

To get the ball (ahem...) rolling, there was of course the ever-popular "Strip Poker" programs by Artworx...available for IBM, Amiga, C64, etc. (and by the way, if anyone has any of the optional "add-on disks" that you would be willing to trade or share, I'd be interested to hear from you).

Also, I have in my possession a -- no doubt rare -- Screen Saver that presents quite an entertaining little animated scenario, with a busty wench riding atop her gifted male partner in a rather pogo-stick-like activity. This was definite "old school", having been programmed for 8088-class PCs...but with amazingly high quality artwork!

Anyone else?

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Reply 1 of 46, by sliderider

Posted on 2010-09-02, 21:47

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Artworx Strip Poker, Metal & Lace: Battle of the Robo Babes, MacPlaymate.

Reply 2 of 46, by MusicallyInspired

Posted on 2010-09-03, 01:56

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F*** Quest 1 and 2? AGI fangames, but they work in DOS I'm sure.

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Reply 3 of 46, by digitaldoofus

Posted on 2010-09-03, 02:14

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MusicallyInspired wrote:
F*** Quest 1 and 2? AGI fangames, but they work in DOS I'm sure.

🤣...creative titles, huh? While looking those games up, I found another one that's equally funny: "Astrotit"

Appears to be a CGA arcade-ish asteroids clone!

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Reply 4 of 46, by eL_PuSHeR

Posted on 2010-09-03, 07:25

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Reply 5 of 46, by BigBodZod

Posted on 2010-09-03, 07:36

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One in particular comes to mind, pun intended 😜

Mr. Jackoff for the C64 🤣

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Reply 6 of 46, by digitaldoofus

Posted on 2010-09-03, 11:48

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BigBodZod wrote:
...Mr. Jackoff for the C64 🤣

Must be a pretty obscure game. I couldn't even find a Google reference to it. Although, I must say, the title has a familiar "ring" to it...

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Reply 7 of 46, by sliderider

Posted on 2010-09-03, 12:07

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SoftPorn Adventure, an early text adventure that Leisure Suit Larry was based on. The first LSL game follows the storyline of this game almost perfectly. It can't be a coincidence.

I also remember the Infocom game Leather Goddesses of Phobos had some racy bits but the porn was all in your imagination as it was also text only.

There was also the "porn" games for the Atari VCS. Custers Revenge and Beat Em and Eat Em.

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Reply 8 of 46, by digitaldoofus

Posted on 2010-09-03, 12:10

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sliderider wrote:
SoftPorn Adventure, an early text adventure that Leisure Suit Larry was based on..

I remember the cover of this game. Robertal Williams actually looked damn sexy in that hot tub! (plus, I've kind of got a thing for smart women)

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Reply 9 of 46, by sliderider

Posted on 2010-09-03, 12:12

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digitaldoofus wrote:
sliderider wrote:
SoftPorn Adventure, an early text adventure that Leisure Suit Larry was based on..

I remember the cover of this game. Robertal Williams actually looked damn sexy in that hot tub! (plus, I've kind of got a thing for smart women)

You mean this one?

Which one is Roberta, BTW?

Reply 10 of 46, by digitaldoofus

Posted on 2010-09-03, 12:50

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Roberta is the one on the far right, holding champagne. 😅 She is the creative force behind the early Sierra adventure titles.

Ken Williams, her then-husband, is the "waiter" behind her. This pair (the married couple -- not Roberta's boobs) created Sierra Online!

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Reply 11 of 46, by leileilol

Posted on 2010-09-03, 13:58

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Ecstatica (sic)

OMG SOMEONE BAN THAT GAME!!! THERES ELLIPSOID PENIS IN IT

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Reply 12 of 46, by digitaldoofus

Posted on 2010-09-03, 14:19

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leileilol wrote:
Ecstatica (sic)

OMG SOMEONE BAN THAT GAME!!! THERES ELLIPSOID PENIS IN IT

Ellipsoid penis? Bahh! That's easy. Penises can even show up in ASCII, ya know?

B==D

And they can even be transformed into porno...thusly:

B==D (.(

What? Not impressed? How about now?

B====D (.(

Now that you have your artwork, you can go off and make your own Porno Adventure game...right??!!

😁

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Reply 13 of 46, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

Posted on 2010-09-03, 15:17

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There is a small Windows game called Sextris. The male orgasm sound is particularly hilarious. Come on, I don't even make that kind of noise when I ejaculate.

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Reply 14 of 46, by sliderider

Posted on 2010-09-03, 15:22

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digitaldoofus wrote:
Roberta is the one on the far right, holding champagne. 😅 She is the creative force behind the early Sierra adventure titles.

Ken Williams, her then-husband, is the "waiter" behind her. This pair (the married couple -- not Roberta's boobs) created Sierra Online!

I wonder if she tells people she got her start in porn. 🤣

Reply 15 of 46, by h-a-l-9000

Posted on 2010-09-03, 15:35

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Computer port? Like this? 😁
http://www.6502.org/users/dieter/mt15/mt15_cpu_down2.jpg
http://www.6502.org/users/dieter/mt15/mt15.htm

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Reply 16 of 46, by digitaldoofus

Posted on 2010-09-03, 15:35

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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
...Come on, I don't even make that kind of noise when I ejaculate.

Too much information... 🤣

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Reply 17 of 46, by sliderider

Posted on 2010-09-03, 15:42

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leileilol wrote:
Ecstatica (sic)

OMG SOMEONE BAN THAT GAME!!! THERES ELLIPSOID PENIS IN IT

Reply 18 of 46, by digitaldoofus

Posted on 2010-09-03, 15:43

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sliderider wrote:
http://home.freeuk.com/jrknight/smileys/postpics.gif […]
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leileilol wrote:
Ecstatica (sic)

OMG SOMEONE BAN THAT GAME!!! THERES ELLIPSOID PENIS IN IT

What??? You didn't like my ASCII porno "pics" ??? 😊

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Reply 19 of 46, by Dominus

Posted on 2010-09-03, 16:09

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Does Ultima 7 count? The avatar is very sexually active in the second part and either in part one or two you can make him experience interspecies erotica... with sheep....

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