To follow up on my earlier mention of the X-rated "screen saver" that I own: I wonder if it would be difficult to write a program (or to modify an existing screen saver program) to cause it to come on (no pun intended) "automatically" when the PC has not been in use for, say, 5 minutes?

You see, this X-rated "screen saver" is merely a COM file that must be clicked in order to initiate the animation. Subsequently, any key press (but not mouse movement) will halt the animatiion and return the user to the previous screen as before the animation was triggered.

Any thoughts from some of you programmers out there?

Dominus wrote:

...either in part one or two you can make him experience interspecies erotica... with sheep....

Huh? You mean that's not normal where you live? It's quite common here in Mississippi...

...of course, ya got to go on a "date" or two and ply her with a bit of romance, before ya can expect to "get any"...

digitaldoofus wrote:

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

...Come on, I don't even make that kind of noise when I ejaculate.

Too much information... 🤣

Ah, since you mentioned it, I actually make a much different kind of noise; a peculiar, blasphemous, gelatinous, booming sound as if it comes from the deepest of our primordial fear.

(insert Lovecraftian references here)

Back to the topic, my most favorite porn games in mid-90s is actually Strip Poker 3. It has a lot of girls (and a guy, for you ladies) to pick, and it provides quite a decent challenge (although you can "cheat" by switching the filename of the image files). In fact, it was also the reason why I learned poker on the first place.

I'd also like to mention Quest for Glory 4 1/2 as a porn game. No, it ain't Leisure Suit Larry, but ask Hilde Pfedefedern for a date and you'll know what I mean.

digitaldoofus wrote:

Dominus wrote:

...either in part one or two you can make him experience interspecies erotica... with sheep....

Huh? You mean that's not normal where you live? 😳 It's quite common here in Mississippi...

Mississippi? You don't mean the gators, do you? 😳

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

Mississippi? You don't mean the gators, do you? 😳

Sex with gators would put a whole new meaning into the phrase, "gettin' some tale", now, wouldn't it??

digitaldoofus wrote:

Huh? You mean that's not normal where you live? 😳 It's quite common here in Mississippi...

What? Not enough "Miss"es in Mississippi? Or bored with the "usual" stuff? Are the chickens spared there? 🤣

Malik wrote:

digitaldoofus wrote:

Huh? You mean that's not normal where you live? 😳 It's quite common here in Mississippi...

What? Not enough "Miss"es in Mississippi? Or bored with the "usual" stuff? Are the chickens spared there? 🤣

Heck, I even heard that Chelsea Clinton got married a couple weeks ago -- and that proves that you can have sex with just about anything!!

digitaldoofus wrote:

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

Mississippi? You don't mean the gators, do you? 😳

Sex with gators would put a whole new meaning into the phrase, "gettin' some tale", now, wouldn't it??

Especially when it is oral.....

roberta was hot.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

digitaldoofus wrote:

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

Mississippi? You don't mean the gators, do you? 😳

Sex with gators would put a whole new meaning into the phrase, "gettin' some tale", now, wouldn't it??

Especially when it is oral.....

Damn, you got me going with a parody of an old Danish evergreen from a Danish movie. But anything goes (pun intended)

27. Har du dusket himlens fugle
Melodi: er du dus med himlens fugle
Lidt sodomi er sundt for sjælen,
men du bli'r syg af sex med sælen
Den boller jo andre dyr
det smitter din fyr.
Har du dusket himlens fugle
og bondemandens får?
Så visner din kalorius,
og pungen bli'r til sår.
Si'r du 69 til løven,
så får du gonoré.
Du bløder ud af røven,
og hele huden falder af!
Et blow-job er farligt,
når du har mødt en haj.
Termitter, der smitter,
de elsker ikke dig.
Har du dusket himlens fugle
og bondemandens får?
Så visner din kalorius,
og pungen bli'r til sår.
Har du hundehår i munden
og næsen fuld af fjer,
så er det slut med dyresex.
Og du skal aldrig more dig mer' !!

Why did I suddenly write in Danish ? because the song is about bestiality and well, you mentioned oral too. which the song warns about when you have met a shark. And some other weird stuff that is funny when you understand Danish, and it is based on an evergreen which you can see here on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YmKTucvmDA

The original song is named "Er Du Dus Med Himlens Fugle". And it shows actually even today how beautiful the Danish language is.

I got this translation with LiveSearch :

27. Have you dusket heaven's birds Song: are you dus with Heaven's birds Little sodomi is healthy for the soul, but you bli ' r […]
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27. Have you dusket heaven's birds
Song: are you dus with Heaven's birds Little sodomi is healthy for the soul, but you bli ' r sick of sex with saelen
The muffins jo with other animals it infects your guy.
Have you dusket heaven's birds and bondens many sheep?
So Withers your kalorius, and your wallet, bli ' r for wounds.
Si ' r you 69 to the lion, so you get gonorrhea.
You bleed out by røven, and the entire skin falls off!
A blow-job is dangerous when you have met a shark.
Termitter infecting, they love not you.
Have you dusket heaven's birds and bondens sheep?
So Withers your kalorius, and your wallet, bli ' r for wounds.
Do you have in your mouth and nose hundehår full of feathers, then this is the end to zoophilia.
And you should never amuse thee mer '!!

🤣

mer/mere = more
blir = bliver (become/s)
saelen = the seal
røven = the ass
bondemanden = the farmer
termitter = termites
dusket = slang for fucked.
boller = another way of saying fucking.
Dyresex is actually when you translate it the correct animalsex. Which again can be translated into zoophilia
So please retranslate the full version, I have just posted by re editing my post.

Back when the original song came out with the film, there people were "thee"(De in Danish) with eachother, that is why when you said "you" (du in Danish) then it was more casual, and even today if I meet an old person (50+) I go over in "thee" form out of respect to the person.

You're right with what you said [BELOW] sliderider... this thread needs to get back on target. Any further true contributions left out there?

I think this thread has degenerated to the point where someone is going to lock it soon.

sliderider wrote:

I think this thread has degenerated to the point where someone is going to lock it soon.

actually the thread does not need to be locked.

Since I saw a thread some months ago about hentai games, and one guy he gave this link to erotic games

http://www.sutorippu.com/

WolverineDK wrote:

actually the thread does not need to be locked. […]
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sliderider wrote:

I think this thread has degenerated to the point where someone is going to lock it soon.

actually the thread does not need to be locked.

Since I saw a thread some months ago about hentai games, and one guy he gave this link to erotic games

http://www.sutorippu.com/

Excellent contribution! I had forgotten about it, but I actually own that pseudo-hentai Sega Saturn game, Haunted Casino!

It is stored away somewhere....

WolverineDK wrote:

Why did I suddenly write in Danish ? because the song is about bestiality and well, you mentioned oral too. which the song warns about when you have met a shark. And some other weird stuff that is funny when you understand Danish, and it is based on an evergreen which you can see here on youtube

And I thought I was twisted.... 🤣

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

WolverineDK wrote:

Why did I suddenly write in Danish ? because the song is about bestiality and well, you mentioned oral too. which the song warns about when you have met a shark. And some other weird stuff that is funny when you understand Danish, and it is based on an evergreen which you can see here on youtube

And I thought I was twisted.... 🤣

🤣 😀 well I learned that crazy song along my way to a rolepaying con in Aarhus (the second biggest city in Denmark) many years ago . But then again conventions are fun, and you learn crazy stuff 😉 😀

BTW, a little tidbit about Cobra Mission. It supports stereo music... on a sound blaster pro 1.0 (it predates the version of the card that uses the OPL3 chip, and assumes all sound cards use single or dual OPL2)

To get this working on dosbox, inside dosbox.conf

sbtype=sbpro
sbbase=220
irq=7
dma=1
hdma=5
mixer=true
oplmode=dualopl2
oplrate=44100

Then run the install inside of, set the game to sound blaster pro mode, and you are good to go. If you try setting the program to sound blaster pro, and you don't have dualopl2 on, you will get only one channel out both speakers, which completely massacres the tunes.

If you actually get it working, it will sound like this.

I remember hearing about an Adult version of Wolfenstein 3d, presumably an unauthorized mod, where all the enemies were naked girls and instead of holding a gun, your held a penis in front of you. Instead of firing bullets, well, I'm sure you can figure it out.
It might have just been a rumour though.

My Amiga stag disk collection 😁