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First post, by ratfink

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Can't remember when we last had a humour thread, so here goes...this is one of my favourites:

Installing Wife1.0 FAQ: http://www.unixnerd.demon.co.uk/woman.html

Reply 2 of 10, by Mau1wurf1977

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Hmm in general I don't like "name calling", no matter what the term is.

Amongst us it's ok though 🤣 You got to be able to laugh about yourself.

But in the workplace or something like that it has no place...

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Reply 4 of 10, by Tetrium

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A classic, but I found it funny when I read it:

Theres 10 types of people in the world: Those that can read binary and those that can't.

A variety I once made was:
Theres 2 types of people in the world: Those that have good memory and...uh...what was I talking about again?

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Reply 5 of 10, by Mau1wurf1977

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There are also these cute acronyms amongst tech support people.

Like we have a CODE10 (Problem is 10 inches from the computer screen) and things like that...

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Reply 6 of 10, by Tetrium

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Bit off topic, but I also like reading threads like "Whats the dumbest thing you ever done when using a computer".
Makes me piss my pants when I read someone trying to get his IDE drive to work for 3 days after which he found out the BIOS states "IDE Controller: Disabled!" 😁

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Reply 8 of 10, by ratfink

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Barry_Purplelips wrote:

Geeks are like nerds minus the intelligence.

Mau1wurf1977 wrote:

Hmm in general I don't like "name calling", no matter what the term is.

Yes, well sorry if I offended anyone, I really thought these days terms like this had been appropriated by the sorts of people they might once have been used as derogatives for.

Never mind, I'm just gonna talk to my square-headed friends now. 😀

Reply 9 of 10, by Mau1wurf1977

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Wasn't aimed at you at all!

We are amongst equals here, so anything goes 🤣

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Reply 10 of 10, by BigBodZod

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Mau1wurf1977 wrote:

Wasn't aimed at you at all!

We are amongst equals here, so anything goes 🤣

Hey, what if I'm less equal then all of you, that makes me unique in a divide-by-zero kind of way that is 😜

No matter where you go, there you are...