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Reply 20 of 24, by Jorpho

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I also very much hope to avoid this question (and so many others) by not having children.

One thing I do know for certain is that any offspring of mine would be thoroughly educated in WRITING DECENT THREAD SUBJECT LINES. 😠

Reply 21 of 24, by snorg

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Jorpho wrote:

I also very much hope to avoid this question (and so many others) by not having children.

One thing I do know for certain is that any offspring of mine would be thoroughly educated in WRITING DECENT THREAD SUBJECT LINES. 😠

There, fixed it for ya 😀

Reply 22 of 24, by DracoNihil

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When I was little I used to be a complete asshole in online games. When people gave me crap I crashed the servers they played on, sometimes also their client as well. (Starsiege and Tribes 1 were so easily exploitable back in the day)

I don't plan to have children in my life because I hate humanity, but if I did I wouldn't let them do the same mistakes I did. (that is be a complete dickhead on online communities)

And of course keep them away from human porno, and articles relating to the feeling of "love" as well.

“I am the dragon without a name…”
― Κυνικός Δράκων

Reply 23 of 24, by badmojo

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DracoNihil wrote:

And of course keep them away from human porno, and articles relating to the feeling of "love" as well.

Yup, I think it's for the best that you don't have kids.

Life? Don't talk to me about life.