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Anyone interested in ....... uh... Goat Simulator?

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First post, by Malik

Posted on 2014-04-22, 11:03

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Yeah, that's right. A Goat Simulator. What the.....

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Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. It was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

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•You can be a goat
•Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
•Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
•MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
•In-game physics that spazz out all the time
•Seriously look at that goat's neck
•You can be a goat

http://www.goat-simulator.com/

If not for the $9.99 price tag, I would have tried it to see what the heck is that all about.

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Reply 1 of 20, by Gemini000

Posted on 2014-04-22, 11:13

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There's an LGR video for that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4HY_fxwiZo

It's definitely stupid and hilarious and mostly just something to goof of with when you're bored. I've got it on my Steam wishlist but as usual I'm gonna wait for a sale to hit. :B

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Reply 2 of 20, by SKARDAVNELNATE

Posted on 2014-04-22, 11:46

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In a word, no.

Reply 3 of 20, by leileilol

Posted on 2014-04-22, 12:47

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so it's goataturvat?

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Reply 4 of 20, by JayCeeBee64

Posted on 2014-04-22, 15:49

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I want to see this goat confront Diablo, Mephisto and Baal all at once 😁 😁 . I'll probably be a riot 🤣 🤣 !!!!!!

Ooohh, the pain......

Reply 5 of 20, by sliderider

Posted on 2014-04-22, 16:45

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Just as long as it's not a goatse simulator. That would be thoroughly disgusting.

Reply 6 of 20, by obobskivich

Posted on 2014-04-22, 17:54

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I remember seeing this on Steam the day it released, April 1, and thinking it was a joke. When it was still up the next day as a real thing, and seemed like it would really take my money, I wasn't sure what to think. If someone gets this, please post a review; 🤣.

Reply 7 of 20, by Zup

Posted on 2014-04-22, 18:13

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In a word, yes. But not now. It seems one of those things you must try before die. So crazy and stupid.

But I wouldn't recommend it. Only to those people that must try anyting.

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Reply 8 of 20, by BigBodZod

Posted on 2014-04-22, 23:27

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I will eventually get it as it's on my Steam Wishlist now.

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Reply 9 of 20, by luckybob

Posted on 2014-04-23, 00:03

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I have a copy of it, I didn't pay $10 though. That said it is a load of fun. I typically play games that challenge my mind and sometimes its nice change of pace to hit the bong and play something completely pointless and stupid for a bit.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Reply 10 of 20, by Malik

Posted on 2014-04-23, 00:26

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I wonder if there will be DLC packs for it.

I hope by next month it goes on sale or something. Or even better, a free weekend run. 😁

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Reply 11 of 20, by RacoonRider

Posted on 2014-04-23, 01:43

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Downloaded it yesterday from piratebay (don't judge me, I don't like to spend money on this idiocy). Kinda crazy so far. Good to goof around with friends 😀

Reply 12 of 20, by simbin

Posted on 2014-04-23, 10:04

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That looks ba-a-a-a-a-a-ad OK sorry, I couldn't resist 😀

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Reply 13 of 20, by F2bnp

Posted on 2014-04-23, 10:07

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10$ is a bit steep, but I will probably get it if goes for 5$ or lower in a Steam Sale. It's exactly the right amount of random for me 🤣

Reply 14 of 20, by leileilol

Posted on 2014-04-23, 11:29

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It's by the creators of salenctum and salenctum2 so you bet it'll be on sale for 75% off someday soon.

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Reply 15 of 20, by DosFreak

Posted on 2014-04-23, 11:37

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Don't forget Bear Simulator: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/13307540 … /bear-simulator

Probly won't be as good as Enviro Bear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67tNwTtH0qE

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Reply 16 of 20, by Malik

Posted on 2014-04-23, 12:06

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Wow, a bear driving simulator!

I wonder if someone is also planning to release a Chicken Simulator. I would like to see that one too. In fact, I'm crazy about chickens.

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Reply 17 of 20, by sliderider

Posted on 2014-04-23, 15:07

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Malik wrote:
Wow, a bear driving simulator!

I wonder if someone is also planning to release a Chicken Simulator. I would like to see that one too. In fact, I'm crazy about chickens.

I think I'll pass on the part where you have to lay an egg.

Reply 18 of 20, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

Posted on 2014-04-25, 04:12

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sliderider wrote:
Malik wrote:
Wow, a bear driving simulator!

I wonder if someone is also planning to release a Chicken Simulator. I would like to see that one too. In fact, I'm crazy about chickens.

I think I'll pass on the part where you have to lay an egg.

I wonder if the hypothetical chicken game would feature auto zoom camera (like Half-Life) to show detailed 3D cut scenes of chicken laying egg...

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Reply 19 of 20, by obobskivich

Posted on 2014-04-26, 03:39

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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
sliderider wrote:
Malik wrote:
Wow, a bear driving simulator!

I wonder if someone is also planning to release a Chicken Simulator. I would like to see that one too. In fact, I'm crazy about chickens.

I think I'll pass on the part where you have to lay an egg.

I wonder if the hypothetical chicken game would feature auto zoom camera (like Half-Life) to show detailed 3D cut scenes of chicken laying egg...

I think Half-Life 2 already features that mode -

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