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Reply 20 of 27, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

Alright, how the fuck (no pun intended) is he supposed to have sex with his wife?

GL1zdA wrote:
Robin4 wrote:

Maybe he using a thunderbolt cable to link his wife here vigina.

Malik wrote:

Robin4 gave the hint as above. Maybe he won't be inserting himself into those slots, especially the power slot, but the process of inserting USB jacks and the power jack into them might provide just what he needs. And then, there's this solitaire...

Well at least the guy can do virtual bukakke with his wife, although the result would be kinda messy. But hey, that's what LCD cleaner is for, right?

Never thought this thread would be that long, but now, for something different.....
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman.

Reply 21 of 27, by subhuman@xgtx

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I could understand the thoughts of why someone desired to get married to an anime/manga character/virtual doll/virtual representation of a woman up to a point, but a computer is just a bit too much

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Reply 23 of 27, by JayCeeBee64

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(Deleted. No longer relevant anyway)

Last edited by JayCeeBee64 on 2019-07-10, 16:07. Edited 1 time in total.

Ooohh, the pain......

Reply 24 of 27, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

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JayCeeBee64 wrote:

If he wants to marry a computer I say let him; the worst that can happen is that he breaks his Macbook permanently while trying to "consummate" his wedding vows 🤣 (and he won't be able to blame anyone but himself for it).

Break his computer? How so? Human genitalia is not that hard, you know, certainly no harder than the polycarbonate typically used for MacBook shell.

Never thought this thread would be that long, but now, for something different.....
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman.

Reply 25 of 27, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

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Shagittarius wrote:

Does he need to file for divorce if he wants to upgrade?

The same way a husband doesn't need to file for divorce every time he pays for his wife's plastic surgery.

Never thought this thread would be that long, but now, for something different.....
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman.

Reply 26 of 27, by subhuman@xgtx

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leileilol wrote:

What if it's an anime/manga character representation of a computer? Packard Bell-tan?

leileilol wrote:

What if it's an anime/manga character representation of a computer? Packard Bell-tan?

Good one. 😀 I think -she- would still belong to the former category if the character were to be 'developed' at least till a certain extent

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