Not to sound stupid, but is there an option for a safety deposit box? I have no idea if anyone still does uses them anymore or how much it costs but that way it's fire proof and located away from your house in the event it gets burgled? Not sure if they have short term options either?

I just got back from a week away and all my stuffs is still here! Hooray! Seriously though I have zero concern that someone would steal it - like someone said already I doubt that the drug addicts who commit B&E's around here would be interested in it; I assume they just want cash or something small like a camera that they can hock at a local pawn shop easily. My only concern is that they'd be so disgusted by my lack of valueables that they'd trash the joint for wasting their time.