Hah, if I lived on my own, I *wouldnt* have a fone. As it is, phone connections in our house run like this:
Me: Single phone line, online 24/7
Mum: Single phone line, rings every 20mins,
Mobile. rings every 40mins
Mum's BF: Another single phone line, rings every 5 mins
Mobile, rings monthly
Mum's BF's Son: 3 Mobiles. Ring constantly. He's a twat.
Mark, Friend, turns up every week or so, stays for a week: Mobile. Rings every hour or so.
Its ludicrous, annoying, and has driven me to have winamp playing very loud metal 24/7 :)