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First post, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

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I kid you not, you can read the news yourself here. But here's a preview if you insist:

According to a source at the clinic that treated him, he has completely lost one testicle which imploded under the pressure of the eagle's beak.

Now please read that again, slowly. 😵

The only story more painful I could come up with is the one of Zeljko Tupic, a Serbian man who became famous in 2006 because he inserted pencil into his own urethra. And yes, you read it correctly, inserting pencil into his own penis' hole. Isn't pain artistic?

Never thought this thread would be that long, but now, for something different.....
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman.

Reply 1 of 12, by clueless1

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Looks like there ARE times when having big balls is a bad thing.

Thanks for making me squirm in my chair, Kreshna. 🤣

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Reply 2 of 12, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

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clueless1 wrote:

Thanks for making me squirm in my chair, Kreshna. 🤣

I remember when I actually collected such stories for their artistic values... Wait, maybe I still saved some in my old hard drive...

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Reply 3 of 12, by gdjacobs

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Not in the same league, but it _was_ for science.
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2014/ … tril-lip-penis/

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Reply 4 of 12, by Jade Falcon

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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
clueless1 wrote:

Thanks for making me squirm in my chair, Kreshna. 🤣

I remember when I actually collected such stories for their artistic values... Wait, maybe I still saved some in my old hard drive...

artistic values ?
I guess everyone has there own opinion of what's art.
I for one would not see this as art. Maybe funny if your into dark/sick humor.
I mean it is kind if funny, that guy got liberal with the sunscreen and manscaping and the egal thought they were eggs... then end result is not so funny but kind of sad.

I'd hate to be that guy

Reply 7 of 12, by Stiletto

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Thanks for the head's up about eagles. I almost deleted this thread tho (and we'll see if that changes).

I mean, there's off-topic Milliways, and then there's OFF-TOPIC.

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Reply 8 of 12, by snorg

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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
clueless1 wrote:

Thanks for making me squirm in my chair, Kreshna. 🤣

I remember when I actually collected such stories for their artistic values... Wait, maybe I still saved some in my old hard drive...

Here's one for your collection:

http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html

Not sure which is worse, they both seem horrifying.

Reply 9 of 12, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

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Jade Falcon wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
clueless1 wrote:

Thanks for making me squirm in my chair, Kreshna. 🤣

I remember when I actually collected such stories for their artistic values... Wait, maybe I still saved some in my old hard drive...

artistic values ?
I guess everyone has there own opinion of what's art.

Well what can I say, it was internet in the past, when The Great Old Ones still roamed the Earth, when there were things like goatse, two girls one cup, alt.binaries.pictures, Zeljko Tupic, and other unpronounceable, unspeakable abominations whose blasphemous origins we shall never be privileged to know. I even contributed some, albeit only an essay --and a mild one, I must say.

Now, now is different. Now I couldn't even find the original hello.jpg anymore. 😵

Stiletto wrote:

Thanks for the head's up about eagles. I almost deleted this thread tho (and we'll see if that changes).

I mean, there's off-topic Milliways, and then there's OFF-TOPIC.

🤣

And after all those years I'm still surprised that Snover guessed my intention accurately when I asked whether Vogons had forum rules.

Snover wrote:

1. no goatse
2. no tubgirl
3. no lemonparty

snorg wrote:

Here's one for your collection:

http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html

Not sure which is worse, they both seem horrifying.

Thanks, buddy!

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Reply 10 of 12, by badmojo

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I'm headed up that way soon so this is timely - I've added anti-eagle-budgie-smugglers to my list of things to take 😎

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Reply 11 of 12, by chinny22

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badmojo wrote:

I'm headed up that way soon so this is timely - I've added anti-eagle-budgie-smugglers to my list of things to take 😎

choice of words made me laugh! Talk about double standards
So a budgie down ya dacks is fine.
But its a no go area for Eagles?
😜

Reply 12 of 12, by DonutKing

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Pretty massive size difference between eagles and budgies! Budgie down the pants probably wouldn't hurt too much. Might earn you some strange looks though.

I've go a cockatiel and its got a nasty bite, however I try to avoid presenting it with an opportunity to get near the family jewels. Even so I'd put my money on the eagle if it came down to it.

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