BitWrangler wrote on 2021-07-27, 02:46:

Bubble Bobble>>> Buble Bobble

Mate.. you've made me 🤣 several times in this thread, but that one is an absolute ripper. Bubble Bobble meets Michael Buble! Hahaha! Thanks for that... 😀

Dimcity - Build cat processing facilities to replace wet markets

Syrian - Navigate through the 17th century Prussian nobility in a fast-paced dialogue-based adventure filled with back-stabbing, poisons, boring talks about horses, and appetizers.

Spice Quest: Sierra adventure set in the Dune universe

Elder Strolls : a leisurely paced walking sim featuring senior citizens

Dead Spice - A game about the horrors of cooking with the decades-old seasonings your mum keeps in her kitchen because she believes they never expire.

Core Design's MC Racers - spit rhymes on the run, rival against Nas, Dr Dre, Jay-Z on the streets while dissin' them at the same time!

also... uh... Alley Rat, for a bit of role-reversal?

Evulva - MMhmmm
Glade Runner - Cross country jogging team encounters blood thirsty androids.
Umpire Earth - Professional Sports rules enforcement management sim.
No One Loves Forever - The Sims divorce expansion.

Shagittarius wrote on 2021-07-27, 17:57:

Glade Runner - Cross country jogging team encounters blood thirsty androids.

Either that or it's a game about smuggling air fresheners.

Half-Wife : Spousal timesharing love triangle sim

Dragon's Laid : someone's gonna be getting some and it's gonna be extra burning hot... 😉
Spitfall : (S)Pitfall Harry has been giving in to one of his weirder kinks : extreme loogie sports
Bottlezone : Recycling themed sim
Space Harriet : In the far future, the re-incarnation of Harriet Tubman is fighting for emancipation/equality/freedom for all alien races while drawing parallels with her older self's actual historical experiences (edutainment title)
Vogue : the Funky Divas go dungeon crawling

darry wrote on 2021-07-27, 19:48:

Dragon's Laid : someone's gonna be getting some and it's gonna be extra burning hot... 😉

I preferred the sequel that had you playing from the other character's side... Donkey Dong 🤣

BitWrangler wrote on 2021-07-27, 20:00:

darry wrote on 2021-07-27, 19:48:

Dragon's Laid : someone's gonna be getting some and it's gonna be extra burning hot... 😉

I preferred the sequel that had you playing from the other character's side... Donkey Dong 🤣

🤣! I Great Shrek reference . Eddie Murphy as Donkey's voice is fantastic .

Boxing (1980) --> Doxing : you play as a cop going after doxxers (in an unspecified country where doxing has, finally, been made illegal)
Day of the Pentacle : fend of the onslaughts of underworld forces that you unwittingly unleashed by dabbling in the dark arts
Alone in the Park : Depressing sequel to Willy Beamish where he ends up, playing alone in the park, friendless and abandoned by all
Bed Barron : Your reign as the magnate owner of a chain of furniture stores starts now!

Sid Meier's Convert Action - Suspense and intrigue are the result as you go door-to-door spreading the word about your religion.

Y.U.L.E. - A groundbreaking multiplayer simulation of Christmas at an economically contentious interplanetary colony.

City of Herpes - What happens when superheroes don't take the proper intimate precautions.

"Now we got Sol-Feace. More like Sol-Feces!" - The Angry Video Game Nerd

(A bit ironic, since he was referring to one of the very few games in his Sega CD review that he didn't think were shitty.)

A-10 Wank Killer - self-pleasuring sessions are interrupted by armor-piercing rounds and pictures of warthogs (with some extra flex in the rules you could also play A-10 Bank Teller)

Police Quest: swot - the specialist LA police unit knuckles down to some serious study (and also PQ: TWAT ...) -

MegaLace
Which would explain Lance's behavior a bit...

Perfect Lark : Bird simulator of some kind

Cod of War : prequel to James Pond 2: Codename: RoboCod , explains the horrific injuries that lead him to becoming a cyborg fish

Hexen>>>Helen... A graphical adventure in the role of Helen Keller... (Actually a patience test of how long you're willing to stare at blank screen before you ragequit)