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Reply 4 of 5, by retro games 100

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Perhaps someone could do a similar advert, but for a sound card - based around the silly-sounding Creative SoundBlaster X-Fi Platinum Fatal1ty 7.1 Champion Series? (Squeeze in the word Pro there too.)

It could feature an unnecessarily large number of speakers and cables (10.1 "4D" sound system?), a couple of breakout boxes, "4D" headphones, a couple of worthless remote control units, daughterboards piggy-backed on top of each other, not to mention extra RAM upgrades, and crippled driver packages, etc.

And everything overclocked, so that it breaks the sound barrier.