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Reply 120 of 258, by Ultrax

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Not official, but
"Intel Inside, Idiot Outside"

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Presario 425|DX2-50|8MB|SB V16S|D622/WFW3.11 😎
Deskpro XE 450|DX2-50|32 MB|NT4.0/95
SR2038X|Athlon 64 X2 3800|2G|GT710 WINXP
Dimension 4400|P4 NW 2 GHz|256M|R128U AGP|WINXP
HPMini311|N270|2G|9400M|WINXP
Libretto50CT|P75|16MB|YMF711|WIN95 😎

Reply 121 of 258, by Grzyb

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"Nothing sucks like a VAX!"
("VAX" was also a brand of vacuum cleaners, and originally that was their slogan, later on adopted by RISC fans)

"Contrary to popular belief, Unix is user friendly. It just happens to be very selective about who it decides to make friends with."

Żywotwór planetarny, jego gnijące błoto, jest świtem egzystencji, fazą wstępną, i wyłoni się z krwawych ciastomózgowych miedź miłująca...

Reply 123 of 258, by Intel486dx33

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Top Gun Movie - “Woods been hit, Woods been hit, Voodoo-1 , Voodoo-1 , Woods been hit. We have lost Hollywood, We have lost Hollywood”.
https://youtu.be/DRv2cVF0CdM

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Reply 124 of 258, by BushLin

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"Fuck off Windows 10, don't you dare update now. No no no no no, I haven't saved my work and my deadline is in 10 minutes. Nooooooo..."

Screw period correct; I wanted a faster system back then. I choose no dropped frames, super fast loading, fully compatible and quiet operation.

Reply 126 of 258, by Intel486dx33

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Toshiba - "In Touch With Tomorrow".
Toshiba - "Leading innovation".

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Reply 127 of 258, by Ultrax

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ASUS - "Rock Solid, Heart Touching"
EAX Advanced HD - "TOTAL AUDIO IMMERSION IN PC GAMING"

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Presario 425|DX2-50|8MB|SB V16S|D622/WFW3.11 😎
Deskpro XE 450|DX2-50|32 MB|NT4.0/95
SR2038X|Athlon 64 X2 3800|2G|GT710 WINXP
Dimension 4400|P4 NW 2 GHz|256M|R128U AGP|WINXP
HPMini311|N270|2G|9400M|WINXP
Libretto50CT|P75|16MB|YMF711|WIN95 😎

Reply 129 of 258, by Ultrax

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Steve Jobs: "Who wants a stylus?"

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Presario 425|DX2-50|8MB|SB V16S|D622/WFW3.11 😎
Deskpro XE 450|DX2-50|32 MB|NT4.0/95
SR2038X|Athlon 64 X2 3800|2G|GT710 WINXP
Dimension 4400|P4 NW 2 GHz|256M|R128U AGP|WINXP
HPMini311|N270|2G|9400M|WINXP
Libretto50CT|P75|16MB|YMF711|WIN95 😎

Reply 130 of 258, by Intel486dx33

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IBM - “Blue Lighting”.
Sound like “Moonshine”.

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Reply 131 of 258, by Intel486dx33

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Optiquest Viewsonic displays - “Optimize your image” ( I really liked these displays and loved the 3 parrot logo” ) . Who does not remember those 3 birds ? Mesmorizing.
Sony Displays - “Make.Believe”
My two favorite display makers.

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Reply 132 of 258, by Intel486dx33

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Apple - Steve Jobs
"Proprietary has hurt Apple"
"Apple needs to be better and not so different, being better is more important"
"We where to stupid to give up"

Check out those patches on his Levis pants when he was a multi-millionaire.

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Reply 133 of 258, by Intel486dx33

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Apple - “the people who think they are crazy enough to change the world are the ones that do”.

I definitely do not try to live by this reasoning. But it was crazy to sail across the sea, fly like a bird and land on the moon.

I think the NEW Mac Pro is Crazy for allowing third party hardware which may not make it so reliable.

I would hope to apply more logic, science and safety to new ideas.

I really hope going to Mars will be a thoroughly thought out plan and not a one way mission because someone wants to be a martyr or make a name for themselves as being first.

Crazy people do not live happy lives.
https://youtu.be/YM4If6YHN3s

Reply 136 of 258, by rmay635703

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Intel486dx33 wrote:
ibmapc wrote:

No thanks, I’ll keep my iPad and mac’s.

Ah then this is for you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RH1ekuvSYzE

Reply 137 of 258, by twiz11

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i feel depressed and sad that i dont have what it takes to become a millionaire or billionaire... I give to charity, volunteer, and quid pro quo but im not a cheapie or cheapskate to save that much frugally or otherwise. I dont think money is that important to me because if it was i'd be in jail then...

Reply 139 of 258, by cyclone3d

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Not sure if these have been mentioned yet:

It's an I-D-10-T error. (idiot)

PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)

Yamaha modified setupds and drivers
Yamaha XG repository
YMF7x4 Guide
Aopen AW744L II SB-LINK