It's not that I turned over a table, but because I thought I was so sure that I was right, when I cross-referenced it and found out I was wrong, it confused me because Intel themselves were claiming those cache numbers. "You're right, what the Hell?" wasn't the best way to put it because that could've been taken as "How could you be right?" when I really meant "What the Hell is Intel doing with those sheets?" I just wasn't thinking as clearly as I should've been, and when I got to thinking about it I realized that it could be taken that way, so I gave it a couple of days and came back to see if it was taken that way, and it doesn't appear to be that way, but I still wanted to be safe and apologize.
As far as cases go, it sucks, but I do understand why somewhat. I already have a case for my next build, it doesn't look great, but it's decently solid, has cable management room, USB 3.0 ports, and tons of fan mounts. Got it by trading a 16GB kit of 2x8GB DDR4 2666 modules that I had no use for.
I already have a huge Socket 370 Thermaltake cooler that I've cleaned up and am going to use to reduce the noise made by that god-awful whiney little CPU fan that's in it right now. Hopefully, it'll still cool okay and won't sound horrible.