Jane's WTF
C-130s getting bird strikes, Chuck Yeager interjecting anything that's not about flying even if it's not his game, the texture mapper is even more affine and slower, RIO actually makes a mess on screen, out-of-context mid-air refueling, etc.

leileilol wrote on 2021-07-22, 21:13:

Jane's WTF
C-130s getting bird strikes, Chuck Yeager interjecting anything that's not about flying even if it's not his game, the texture mapper is even more affine and slower, RIO actually makes a mess on screen, out-of-context mid-air refueling, etc.

That sounds just like Chuck Yeager in real life. Dude was a bit of an ass if you were enlisted, despite him starting his career enlisted.

Fuck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday. I'll leave it to your imagination.

Steam Deck Handheld = Steam Dick Handheld

Expresses my product opinion adequately

You could be a little more...

American Duck Simulator - A spiritual successor to Untitled Goose Game, the player is cast as an obnoxious waterfowl from the United States who travels the world upsetting the locals wherever you go. Swim in Rome's Trevi Fountain and refuse to leave! Throw a quacking fit when people refuse to address you in English! Demand ketchup on your bread crumbs! Here's your chance to play as the REAL ugly duckling!

Half-Lite - The administrators of Black Mesa have replaced all of the bulbs in the facility with lower-output ones, so now you have to fight aliens, soldiers, zombies...and it's also dim!

Unreel Tournament - Intense head-to-head competition waged inside a projection booth at the local cinema!

Spice Quest : epic meeting between Paul Atreides and the two guys from Andromeda

CyberHunk 2077 : futuristic dating game for cyborg fetishists

Space Hunk : sequel to the aforementioned that takes place in outer space

Duke Nukem 4D. it's about time

Yes I know what those console games were and it's a shame they didn't go this route in the mainline.

Dick Hunt. And no, I don't want to imagine what the game would be like.

Fortunately it doesn't have to be in the gutter...

This thread is significantly more fun than I expected it to be, keep it up guys!

Oh, and when we were kids at school back in the 90s, being non-English speakers we did not immediately recognise that decent and descent were different words. And decent was among the words we had to learn as "active vocabulary" in English classes, so I remember that one time we had a quiz and I helped my friend (who forgot the word decent which had to be used in a context) by giving him a hint that went something like "it's like that game with robots". BTW, at that time I had not played Descent, I only knew that it existed and what it looked like, and thought (mistakenly) that it wasn't as interesting as Doom.

leileilol wrote on 2021-07-26, 18:44:

Duke Nukem 4D

Star Ocean / Duke Nukem crossover?

Costal - C.Dude is like a robin-hood of Paradise Arizona, and distributes the entire city's fiscal budget, giving all the budget to the poor! Will Paradise truly become paradise? Dish out more cash and let's see.

Sin City - A build-your-own Casino simulator with human based disasters such as "Beliggerant Drunk" and "Gambling Addicts". Will you create the next Nugget or Dunes? Or will you get paved and turned into a hotel?

The Lost Bikings - Sort of like Happy Wheels, but with Vikings - in a great bicycle race across Scandinavia.

Monkey Island 2: LeChick's Revenge - A couple ideas with this one....one, Guybrush has to hypnotize Nile Rodgers to turn off the waterfall.....or a pirate Chica replaces LeChuck in the final tunnel.

Duke Nukem 3H - Nukem HIgh Duke Nukem crossover. Basically, Duke's high school years, shooting Zombies and Mutants while participating in classes.

leileilol wrote on 2021-07-26, 19:23:

Fortunately it doesn't have to be in the gutter...

Or this:

VaperBoy... take out the Karens by busting phat clouds.

OutRum... pirate drinking game.

California Tames... Eschewing the family business of archeology, you California Jones, have decided to seek fame and fortune as a lion tamer.

SherbertWest wrote on 2021-07-26, 20:29:

leileilol wrote on 2021-07-26, 19:23:

Fortunately it doesn't have to be in the gutter...

Or this:

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"I am not a duck!"

Dungeon Peeper - “Your creatures are watching you shower…”

Dunno how obscure I'm getting so better start mentioning the real names...

Clutch Hitter>>> Clutch Hitler.. as a femme fatale secret agent you have one goal to provide a propaganda victory for the Allies; prove that the Nazi Dictator really only has one ball.

Alien Breed>>>Lien Breed.. Kite checks and stack loans to buy champion bulls to sire new champs for sale before the bank comes calling.

Bubble Bobble>>> Buble Bobble.. Croon your way through two dozen Rat Pack classics Rock Band style.

Sonic The Hedgehog>>> Sonil the HedgeHog... All is not well in suburban Madras, Deepak's perfect life is ruined by the continual encroachment of neighbor Sonil's hedge, which is a particularly rapid growing variety of bamboo, hack and slash before your garden is overrun!

I'll make this personal : Leisure Suit Darry

I've always wanted a leisure suit (yes, I like that kind of retro too), but being monogamous and happily married would make me a very a boring protagonist in that kind of game . 😉

creepingnet wrote on 2021-07-26, 20:22:

Duke Nukem 3H - Nukem HIgh Duke Nukem crossover. Basically, Duke's high school years, shooting Zombies and Mutants while participating in classes.

Heheheh, not the way I thought that was going, my mind went to 3H pencils Duke Nukem 3H... engineering drafting sim, draw out the plans before the specs change... again. Or Duke Nukem 3B... will you be the quickest draw on the strip? Sketch tourists in pencil to make rent.