Par & Driver
A game formatted like a magazine that would have been a comeptitor to Links 386, and looked like the Dire Straights "Money for Nothing" video as a golf game, and had a secret set of courses where you can hurl golf balls at cars on various famous stretches of road, a mall parking lot in San Dimas, a Drag Strip, and other odd places that normally golfers would not be found. FORD!!!

Altima
A nine game series of games revolving around the Avatar cruising England in (usually) a Nissan. These include the First Age of Parkness, Revenge Ford Enchantress, Expeedia, Quest of the Acura, Wolfsberg of Destiny, The False Parking Ticket, the Black Miata, Spyder Isle, Bigfoot, and Ascension (to the Parking Garage).

BONUS - Name Combination

Five Nights at Freddy Pharkas' Frontier Pharmacist's
You play a faceless person urbexing a long lost section of Coarsegold California and find yourself spending 5 days trapped in the Pharmacist's office while looking for the way out. You have to spend every night warding off the ghosts (or zombies) of the town's inhabitants (Characters from the original), including a phone call from some old timey guy on the ancient Telephony Machine in the hallway....

"Uh...greetings. Welcome to r' fine ol' pharmacy! We don't get a lotta stranger's ere', which ya' certainly are! Anyway, uh, if you don't find yer' way out of here, ya mighta' end up with them there ghosts! They do tend to get lil' whackadoo at night (whistles). See, the great fartin n' pootin' storm of 1897 gassed everee whun in the town, includin' dem horses! BTW, mah names Willy, Whattlin' Willy...um...little more to the left - CORSARN IT!! That's better! I'll keep ya up to speed on...er. what's left of this godforsaken ghost town when I can."

Anyway, like I said, the ghosts like to get downright whackadoo at night. So I'll help a little. Check the door periodically, if you hear someone comin', pull the string and hold it shut. Not sure why they can't pass throo that door son, but they can't fer some mucked up reason. You can periodically flash that yonder hallway with yer' lantern to see if anything is amiss!".

How about...

FU Online : The Game - an all action Liam Gallagher simulator, as he dukes it out on a world concert tour, with equally 'special' rock stars from around the globe.

(guess I could've picked any F1 title)

Loom - an exciting weaving game

mR_Slug wrote on 2021-07-19, 19:45:

Loom - an exciting weaving game

It was a pretty exciting weaving game

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loom_(video_game)

never knew that one existed

Cattle Zone - the ultimate cowboy similator

If only you can change two letters instead of one, then Total Air War would become Total Hair Wax, and that's where an F-22 and AWACS simulator become a pubic hair removal simulator.

Star Wars: Dork Forces.

I don't need to explain.

Best drive (test drive) - Same game really
Text drive (test drive) - A texting while driving simulator
Zest drive (test drive) - Same game really but tastes zesty
Jest drive (test drive) - a jesting simulator. can you make the king laugh or will he execute you?

Barmageddon (Carmageddon) - A somewhat heavy drinking game

Mixtown Madness... DJ Sim
Mictown Madness... Rap sim
MidGown Madness... You take on the fashion industry, specialising in waistlines.
Midtown Badness... Budget label GTA
Midtown Midness... modern day life RPG but you struggle to be exactly average at everything.
Midtown Madnest... you run the pigeon mafia and have to edge out the rival Crows for the best roosting sites.
Medtown Madness... big pharma management sim
Mudtown Madness... Firefly spinoff point and click adventure, based on that episode where Jayne is a Hero.
MIGtown Madness... cold war aviation industry spy RPG.
MIBtown Madness... You guide Will Smith around town saving it from aliens.
Kidtown Madness... Lord of the Flies RPG
Vidtown Madness... it's 1980, VHS is big, can you be the next video rental king?

Ewe of the Beholder - lead your party on a perilous quest to capture the deadly Beholder’s prize sheep

Comb Raider (Tomb Raider) - an epic adventure where the main heroine needs to find three ancient combs of legendary power to tame her wild hair.

Rye of the beholder - fantasy farming sim (thanks for inspiration JidaiGeki ! )
Hemmings - sewing game!
Lunch-Out!! - restaurant selector
DimCity - poorly lit sim
Tony Hawk' Pro Slater - there's roofing to be done!
Mortal Wombat - save the marsupial

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater -> Tony Hawks' Pro Skater - You play as an English author who checks his e-mails every day to find kids have mistakenly written to him for advice about skateboarding.

The Secret of Donkey Island

Boom

This is Doom but with the Russian Overkill mod, where a shotgun is terryfing... mostly for Doom Guy !

root42 wrote on 2021-07-20, 14:01:

The Secret of Donkey Island

🤓🤓😆😆😂😂

Microsoft Frightsimulator - try to scare the passengers of the airplane by performing stunts

Bomb Raider ... Lara Croft leads 617 squadron in the attack on the Ruhr Dams.

Dupe Nukem ... memory match game with photos of nuclear tests.

The Electrician ... Unite the Baltic states with a common electrical grid (too many letters swapped from Patrician but I thunk it was amusing)

and six new games to warm up the dust cap in your '87 socket... (after Entrap gets old)

Moraffware's Entram ... Railroad tycoon in a metropolis with trams.
Moraffware's Entray ... one of those diner waitering games.
Moraffware's Untrap ... release all the cute fluffy animals.
Moraffware's Entrip ... Travel agent sim, sell the most vacations to unsuspecting NPCs
Moraffware's PenTrap ... Draw the pic before the timer runs out or face the consequences.
Moraffware's HenTrap ... You're the catcher at a free range chicken farm.

Okay, this one is my own thought, that I made some years ago while some of my mates were around me (3. of June 2017) 😀

Dude Nukem - No Relation.

Half Life - Half Lift. The story of Gordon Freeman's struggle to put up some serious numbers.