Thanks for that. DosBox is a great program, that last sentence was a mistake to put in but last time I posted about a problem, the backlash was very, uh, aggressive. I don't mean to type like I do, honestly. It comes out looking angrier than I actually intend it to be, this is just a very frustrating program, I have a love-hate relationship with it, and quite frankly a GUI would be nice, after all, it is an emulator.
My problem was this: I just wanted a fresh, new config file. Another topic had a post from a clearly experienced user saying the first step was to delete the config file. The config file was IN my DosBox folder with everything else, and I permanently deleted it. Then, of course, all of the preceding steps made no sense to me.
Go to the path you see in the DOSBox Status Window and delete the "dosbox-0.73.conf".
Then when you do "Edit Configuration" in the Start Menu for DOSBox it will create a new DOSBox.conf.
I know what the Start Menu is...I just didn't understand that there was a special folder for the Start Menu...I hope you understand my aggravation now..."YOU CALL YOURSELF WOLFENSTEIN!? YOU'RE NOT VERY BRIGHT!!!" And not to mention what he was pointing to, this Options folder in the Start Menu, was just a collection of the three batch files which I already had tried. And I STILL have no idea what a status window is...OH WAIT, It's that other window that appears alongside DosBox! And there's the path to the config file! I found it!!! Don't you hate it when you discover something mid-sentence? And I STILL have no idea why it was in the regular folder the first time...
RESOLVED
I apologize for making it seem like I was insulting the program...The developers are really some of the best people around for taking their time, for free, to let us relieve the glory days of DOS...I'm sorry to those who were offended and thank you to those who tried to/did help me.