MaxWar wrote:
What the.... is he/she serious in selling a dragon spirit? I mean,...really?
This is part of the description I saw there :
You have a chance to bid on a Real Life Dragon!He's in spirit,but very much real.You will see. […]
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You have a chance to bid on a Real Life Dragon!He's in spirit,but very much real.You will see.
He does all you would expect him to.Breathes fire the whole kit and kaboodle.(The old lady would use this to reheat her meals on wheels.)
You will receive his vessel,a feeding plate(yes you have to feed him),and a potion that helps bonds him to you.Once the potion has run out that bonding process will be complete.
After you own this piece your life will never be the same,& you will never want it to be ever again.
Looks like an interesting offer. But a 100 dollars for a dragon spirit? I'm skeptical because the price is cheap. Is it a retired dragon?
Wait, I'm also wondering about :
1. What if he accidentally sends a European Dragon, rather than an Asian Dragon spirit?
2. What if he accidentally sends an Acid Spitting Dragon, rather than a Fire Breathing one?
3. How the heck do I know if it's an Asian Dragon Spirit?
4. Feed him? What....err...knights? Where am I gonna find knights? England? And do Asian Dragons like English Knights?
5. And the Bonding Potion - is it I who have to drink it or do I force the Dragon to drink it? If so, where do I find the mouth on a Spirit Dragon?
I wonder how did the Grandma got hold of this Asian Dragon Spirit...
Further icing on the cake :
"Returns: No returns or exchanges, but item is covered by eBay Buyer Protection"
"Shipping: FREE Economy Shipping"
I forgot to add....
I wonder how he's planning to "pack and send" the dragon spirit... Is he just gonna tie around the printout of my ebay order details, (which contains my address) around the dragon's ankle, just above it's talons, and ask it to fly towards my place? And I'm guessing he'll just hang the Bonding Potion around it's neck at the same time.
Or maybe not...maybe he'll just stuff the "spirit" in a bottle, and put a label on it "To Malaysia, With Love" with the US stamps.