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Florida man demands right to wed computer

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First post, by nforce4max

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/nor … orida-Utah.html

Another nut job makes the news but this time its his Macbook. 😕

On a far away planet reading your posts in the year 10,191.

Reply 1 of 27, by BigBodZod

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I wonder what Siri would have to say about this 😉

No matter where you go, there you are...

Reply 2 of 27, by leileilol

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or Plankton and Karen

😀

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Reply 4 of 27, by sliderider

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vetz wrote:

Did anyone see the movie "Her"?

it is kinda the same thing just set in 2025 with a Siri called Samantha which is a bit more intelligent 😜

Or Mass Effect 3 when EDI took over the cyborg body.

Reply 5 of 27, by Robin4

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I hope for him, his macbook having a floppy drive

~ At least it can do black and white~

Reply 7 of 27, by RacoonRider

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If you wed one computer and have good time with a screwdriver with another, is it called infidelity?

Reply 8 of 27, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

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Alright, how the fuck (no pun intended) is he supposed to have sex with his wife?

Never thought this thread would be that long, but now, for something different.....
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman.

Reply 9 of 27, by SquallStrife

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Mai waifu -- Now 100% more literal... 😒

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Reply 12 of 27, by Robin4

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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

Alright, how the fuck (no pun intended) is he supposed to have sex with his wife?

Maybe he using a thunderbolt cable to link his wife here vigina.

~ At least it can do black and white~

Reply 13 of 27, by RacoonRider

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Robin4 wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

Alright, how the fuck (no pun intended) is he supposed to have sex with his wife?

Maybe he using a thunderbolt cable to link his wife here vigina.

And one day she loses interest in her husband and buys this cable:
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Reply 14 of 27, by Shagittarius

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Does he need to file for divorce if he wants to upgrade?

Reply 16 of 27, by DonutKing

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Just seems like a narrow minded bigot trying to build a straw man against marriage equality. Best to ignore him.

If you are squeamish, don't prod the beach rubble.

Reply 17 of 27, by Malik

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Robin4 wrote:

I hope for him, his macbook having a floppy drive

Let's not forget it already has some USB slots, and the more convenient round power input port.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

Alright, how the fuck (no pun intended) is he supposed to have sex with his wife?

Robin4 gave the hint as above. Maybe he won't be inserting himself into those slots, especially the power slot, but the process of inserting USB jacks and the power jack into them might provide just what he needs. And then, there's this solitaire...

My question is does he really need a right? Who gives a damn if he is able to marry his computer? Absolute nonsense, but he's just an attention seeker, I guess.

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Reply 18 of 27, by Черного_СолнцаВосход

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Don't you just love Cultural Marxism? *sarcasm*

Reply 19 of 27, by borgie83

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Robin4 wrote:

I hope for him, his macbook having a floppy drive

I hope it's not 5.25"...