"Linux Tycoon is the premier Linux Distro Building Simulator game in the universe.
Here’s some examples of the thrilling challenges you’ll find in Linux Tycoon:
Analyzing and selecting software packages.
Fixing Bugs.
Managing volunteers and paid staff.
Keeping the total size (in MB) of your Distro at a reasonable level.
And so much more!"
And just two clicks from there.
"1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. Also robots.
2:22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. The robots found this to be gross, and vowed to build their own women. Without yanking ribs out of things and being all yucky.
3:5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. Also it will taste super yummy. Like a pop tart. Only even better.
5:11 And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died. Around this time the robots invented foam. This led, immediately, to the invention of foam swords. Which, 12.6 seconds later, led to the invention of LARPing.
6:19 And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. But not the robots. Those guys are dicks."
Nice to see that some parts of the Internet are still worth visiting
Two thumbs up!
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