Don't make me break out the picture again...

Actually, this one is more apt;

Another lingering annoyance was people bringing me one of their Windows XP Pentium 166s and asking me to "Reboot it." because it was slow. I would ask them what they meant but never get an explanation. At the slightest suggestion of moving their machine back to Win9X or even Win2K they would freak out and insist that wasn't the right thing to do. If I told them to buy a new machine they said I was ripping them off. Damn noobs never listened to reason either, not even when presented with the system requirements on the back of the box. Always had an argument,
"See, it says 233MHz. And that's the minimum, your PC is simply too old."
"It's not old, I've only had it five years."
"That's a long time for a computer, especially these days (early-to-mid 2000s) because things have improved quickly. I may be able to install a faster Pentium or a K6. Better yet, Durons are fast and cheap and I have some spares, so I can probably build..."
"No! Look, it says Pentium on the box there, so my machine IS good enough. You're trying to rip me off."
"You only have 32MB of RAM in this thing."
"I've had it two years it's not the PC you con."
"Right... I thought it was five years?"
"Two."
"Then you got ripped off."
"No, you're trying to rip me off."
"Do you want your shit fixed or not? I've got video cards to install for people that aren't complete assholes."
"Fuck you."
"Fuck you too, I had fun jacking off over those pictures of your wife you dumb shit."
> Rage ensued.