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First post, by darry

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I wonder if it is Sound Blaster Live! compatible (who knows what IC is hiding under that heatsink) ?

http://www.dx.com/p/upgrade-0060-built-in-pci … 77#.V3X-KmdzaM8

Reply 1 of 25, by ODwilly

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"Adopts CMI8738 chip" found in the item description. C-Media 🤣.

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Retro PC: Soyo P4S Dragon, 3gb ddr 266, 120gb Maxtor, Geforce Fx 5950 Ultra, SB Live! 5.1

Reply 2 of 25, by oerk

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Apart from the ridiculousness...

Title mentions PCI, top pics show a PCI card, pic below and in the specs it's suddenly PCI-E (with a bridge chip). Yeah...

Reply 3 of 25, by leileilol

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The sound card to play Catechumen and Zoo Race on!

You could submit this grand thing to @Bootleg_Stuff. 😀

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Reply 4 of 25, by Stojke

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I'm Amazed 😁

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Reply 5 of 25, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

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Thou shalt not use thy blessed sound card to play computer games, for games are the tool of Satan. Upon the games the sound card will rain crashes, fire and brimstone and blue screen will be the portion of their PC.

Never thought this thread would be that long, but now, for something different.....
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman.

Reply 6 of 25, by ODwilly

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I really want someone to buy one of these. Maybe build a bootleg/crap pc. Something involving PCCHIPS and one of those weird Chinese knockoff video cards

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Retro PC: Soyo P4S Dragon, 3gb ddr 266, 120gb Maxtor, Geforce Fx 5950 Ultra, SB Live! 5.1

Reply 7 of 25, by MrEWhite

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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

Thou shalt not use thy blessed sound card to play computer games, for games are the tool of Satan. Upon the games the sound card will rain crashes, fire and brimstone and blue screen will be the portion of their PC.

"[THIS SECTION REMOVED BECAUSE IT WAS BLASPHEMOUS.
SATAN IS COME DOWN TO US HAVING GREAT WRATH FOR HE KNOWETH THAT HIS TIME IS SHORT.] "

Reply 8 of 25, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

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MrEWhite wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:

Thou shalt not use thy blessed sound card to play computer games, for games are the tool of Satan. Upon the games the sound card will rain crashes, fire and brimstone and blue screen will be the portion of their PC.

"[THIS SECTION REMOVED BECAUSE IT WAS BLASPHEMOUS.
SATAN IS COME DOWN TO US HAVING GREAT WRATH FOR HE KNOWETH THAT HIS TIME IS SHORT.] "

Seriously, I wonder what the section is all about. It's kinda odd. I mean, wasn't the section written by the blogger himself? But then he removed it because it was blasphemous? I mean, what the hell? (No pun intended.)

Anyway, according to Pat Robertson, killing in video games is real sin, and video games are the devil. So am I the only one who imagine the blessed sound card would have +5 bonus to crash and blue screen every time you try to run a game with it?

Never thought this thread would be that long, but now, for something different.....
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman.

Reply 9 of 25, by leileilol

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i've been informed that i'm a disciple of satan for creating a 3d character that seemingly has a witch hat before. I'm too corrupt to deserve a Sound Blessed Live

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Reply 11 of 25, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

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lightmaster wrote:

😳 THAT video is real? And I thought Benny Hinn was the most insane preacher around, turned out I was wrong. 😳

Anyway, someone out there genuinely believes Dungeons & Dragons teaches real witchcraft. 😳

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Reply 13 of 25, by Arctic

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You guys should open a separate thread 😁

@TOPIC
I think it looks funny.
It's still a bootleg but there seems to be some creativity involved.

edit: 370th post 😁

Reply 14 of 25, by archsan

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Arctic wrote:

It's still a bootleg but there seems to be some creativity involved.

No pun intended?

Seeing the above posts, I was actually hoping to see "SB0666" printed on the card instead just to put in a little extra conflict...

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"No way. Installing the drivers on these things always gives me a headache."—Guybrush Threepwood (on cutting-edge voodoo technology)

Reply 15 of 25, by lightmaster

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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
lightmaster wrote:

😳 THAT video is real? And I thought Benny Hinn was the most insane preacher around, turned out I was wrong. 😳

Sad but true...

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Reply 16 of 25, by keenmaster486

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Benny Hinn et al = 😵 😵 😵 😵
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Man, that's one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. But the name is ridiculous. "Sound *Blessed*"?! What kind of dopefish came up with that?

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Reply 17 of 25, by leileilol

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if any other meaning, if such a card was named for having a hardware TTS chip that sounded like BRIAN BLESSED i'd get one

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Reply 19 of 25, by Oldskoolmaniac

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🤣 this made my day

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