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"Fat Face" Compaq Presario: why?

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First post, by Badscrew

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Hello, everybody.
I was able to pick up this computer really cheap as part of a hardware swap: a Compaq Presario model 4716.
It's a Pentium MMX 133 (note: need verify the frequency).
It's in fully working condition, all original except the hard drive that was replaced and some RAM was added on top of its integrated 16 MB.

What the hell they were thinking while designing this case: already it's big and awfully heavy (lots of thick steel!) - why did they feel the need to make it even larger with this horrific face plate?!!

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Reply 1 of 71, by oeuvre

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thicc boi

more pics pls

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Reply 2 of 71, by ShovelKnight

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This is so awful that I actually like it. It has a certain aesthetic of its own.

Reply 4 of 71, by Badscrew

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Another pic I have (that's all for now)

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Reply 5 of 71, by Jo22

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why?

Well, it makes it look more like Dracula (because of the ruff)! 😁
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Reply 6 of 71, by oeuvre

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what onboard video + sound does it have? are you gonna add a NIC?

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Reply 7 of 71, by DankEngihn

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Also those slots on the top of the case are for holding CD jewel cases

Reply 8 of 71, by oeuvre

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or... if you're crazy enough, 120mm fan vents!

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Reply 9 of 71, by Badscrew

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oeuvre wrote:

what onboard video + sound does it have? are you gonna add a NIC?

It has a S3 Trio 64 of some sorts (with 2 Meg of RAM) and I don't know what audio chip is there, ESS something or other...

I will add a NIC, not sure if it will be wireless or not. I've an old D-link wifi card lying around somewhere, I'll see if it works.

Reply 10 of 71, by Badscrew

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DankEngihn wrote:

Also those slots on the top of the case are for holding CD jewel cases

Oh, that would be even more awful to look at 😎

Reply 11 of 71, by Badscrew

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oeuvre wrote:

or... if you're crazy enough, 120mm fan vents!

For this you'll need to cut through what looks like automotive grade steel casing. British automotive grade steel that is, but I'd still rather not 😁

Reply 12 of 71, by Ultrax

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I bet this is the house it was intended to be used in

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Reply 13 of 71, by hardrivethrutown

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Ultrax wrote:

I bet this is the house it was intended to be used in

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Reply 14 of 71, by jheronimus

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Didn't know there was a 133 MHz Pentium MMX. I thought the lowest you can go was 166. There is a laptop MMX@133 (and even 120), though.

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Reply 15 of 71, by Badscrew

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You may be right - I'll need to power it up and check that. 133 was what the seller have told me but I've never checked that actually.

Reply 16 of 71, by liqmat

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Badscrew wrote:

...why did they feel the need to make it even larger with this horrific face plate?!!

A funnel for derpy hands obviously.

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Reply 17 of 71, by SirNickity

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Badscrew wrote:

What the hell they were thinking while designing this case

I don't know. That is exactly the reaction I had back when these things were common as dirt at all the office supply stores. Who designed this atrocity, and who saw that design and then green-lit it? Is it just a dish to focus the sound of the CD-ROM spinning up, or was the CAD guy a dilophosaurus?

I have no nostalgia for the era of bulbous cases. Ugh.. awful. The monitors were just as bad, particularly with the "ears" hung on the sides.

Reply 18 of 71, by DankEngihn

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Also even better, the only power switch is on the power supply...

On the back.

There's also no reset button, so if Ctrl Alt Del doesn't solve your problem, you have to reach behind the computer (god forbid if you have it on the floor under a desk) and turn the computer off then back on.

Reply 19 of 71, by Badscrew

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There were also Compaq sub-notebooks in the 90's that only had soft power button, no reset and no easily removable battery. When THAT locked-up you had to either wait for the battery to drain dry or to open the case with a screwdriver!