HT to all you Scrooby Separatists amongst yous.

Remember you're only allotted 1 gallon of beer. According to the strictures aboard the Mayflower. 1 gallon per man, woman or child.

Imagine drinking a gallon of beer everyday. I drink a gallon of stout maybe 3 times a year. Ugh it's enough.

I've been pardoning a turkey every year for 14 years. I figured if Obama could do it so could I.