Diamond stealth “ Outragous speed, Millions of colors, Radical 3D gaming”
“A new era in gaming graphics”
“The Ultimate 8mb graphics”

Diamond Audio - “improve your sound experience”

Apple - John Scully - “Our products are not toys”

Apple - Steve Jobs - “As American as Apple pie”

Steve Jobs - “Can you guys catch me later”.

Steve Jobs - “What Apple is, it’s an environment where we can attract the best and brightest people to come together and build a better world”

AMD - "Experience the NEW reality"

Video:
https://youtu.be/KBG7HRQpPIg

https://i.imgur.com/5j7uFwu.jpg

Cardex-pert - “Beyond your imagination”
Gravis Ultrasound - “Ultimate sound solution”
Diamond stealth-lll - “New era in gaming graphics”

This might have been mentioned. Yet when Apple was at Commodore, to see if they were able to sell the Apple-II to Commodore and then get hired, and at the same time, demanded money on top. And Jack Tramiel had to show them around as they were guests. Jack said: You might sell computers to the classes, but we sell to the masses.

Sidenote. Jack was a hardcore businessman that wanted to buy in large bulks, and produce computers as cheap as possible, in order to pass the savings on to the consumers directly. He saw Jobs as a young punk that thought too highly of him self. And why not... Looking at the fact that Jack was a survivor of Auswitch, then I kind of see why he thought that Jobs had his life given on a silver platter. You know... Raised in a safe world and not pursecuted by nazi's and put in a death camp. And that is why Jack had this thought of it was ok to make money, yet at the same time give back to the free world, that had saved his life.

So yes.... You might sell to the classes, yet we sell to the masses. That ended up as "We sell to the masses, not the classes".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMQsdRtaZsc

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vogons IRL

Parkle Geforce-3 - “The infinite effects GPU”.
Asus GeForce-4 - “Empower your imagination”.
PNY Geforce 5950 - “Fueling the Inferno”.

HP - “Expanding possibilities”.

"3 billion devices run Java"

HP - Expand Dong

Sony PlayStation: "Greatness Awaits"

My personal collection:

[winlogon icon] "It is now safe to turn off your computer." - NT3 and NT4
"Dude, you're getting a Dell!" - Dell early 2000s TV adverts
"Microsoft welcomes the Linux community" - Windows Refund Day
"Starting MS-DOS..." - MS DOS
"It's a Unix system, I know this!" - Jurassic Park
"For guns and glory, press N. For work and worry, press Y." - Wolfenstein 3D, among other "seriously, you're quitting now?" messages
"So you think DOS is more amusing than music?" - FastTracker 2
"An update to Adobe Flash is available." - Literally every damn PC that has Flash installed
"Keyboard error. Press F1 to continue. Press F10 to enter Setup." - Various PCs
"The mouse is a handheld pointing device..." - Various computer how-tos of the 90s
"Windows XP End of Support is on April 8th, 2014. Click Here to learn more." - Death of a legend

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My personal collection:

[winlogon icon] "It is now safe to turn off your computer." - NT3 and NT4
"Dude, you're getting a Dell!" - Dell early 2000s TV adverts
"Microsoft welcomes the Linux community" - Windows Refund Day
"Starting MS-DOS..." - MS DOS
"It's a Unix system, I know this!" - Jurassic Park
"For guns and glory, press N. For work and worry, press Y." - Wolfenstein 3D, among other "seriously, you're quitting now?" messages
"So you think DOS is more amusing than music?" - FastTracker 2
"An update to Adobe Flash is available." - Literally every damn PC that has Flash installed
"Keyboard error. Press F1 to continue. Press F10 to enter Setup." - Various PCs
"The mouse is a handheld pointing device..." - Various computer how-tos of the 90s
"Windows XP End of Support is on April 8th, 2014. Click Here to learn more." - Death of a legend

I think this Microsoft commercial say's it all "Make trouble and good things will happen to you".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPExwzNRuKk

That's why they call it the "Personal confuser".

If you want simplicity in your life, Recycle your PC's and just use an iPad.

AMD - "Designed for Microsoft Windows 95"

Ultrax wrote:

[winlogon icon] "It is now safe to turn off your computer." - NT3 and NT4

Hah, reminds me of a parody from the Win95 days.. There was a little joke program which displayed that red message, slightly changed. :)
Instead of saying "Sie können den Computer jetzt ausschalten" (German; You can now turn off the computer) it said
"Sie können den Computer jetzt ausschlachten" (You can now salvage the computer). Haha, good ol' times.. ^^

Edit: Some typos fixed.

Wang Cares

Windows XPerience

Welcome to Deskmate for help at any time press the key labeled F1

CASI - Apollo VP2 - designed by a NASA engineer
Compmark I Space-Pix

Fairchild Channel F
The video entertainment computer
The Best Television Entertainment

Compaq Computers
Compaq. Inspiration technology.
    Has it changed your life yet?
    For the next generation of big businesses.

NCR -THINK (yes before IBM)

PC Load Letter

My first Scanner software - “User has committed Error”

Not exactly famous, but there was an error message in some multimedia software Creative Labs shipped with their MMUKs: Picture not is appopiate fomat (Seriously! "Picture not is appopiate fomat"!)
I forgot exactly what software (it MIGHT have been Encarta, but it may have been a different CD-ROM based encyclopedia). The message came up when trying to play videos from the disk and was related to having the wrong codec.