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First post, by Alphakilo470

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Last night, before I fell asleep, I was watching the local news and thought to myself the lady giving the weather report was rather flat-chested. Today, I turn on the TV and the same lady is giving the weather report and her chest looks like a pair of bowling balls; I'm talking serious eye candy! Now I wish that I had thought about my small wallet instead.

Reply 2 of 11, by Dominus

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Thanks for sharing that. Obviously we are the kind of community that craves such stories...

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Reply 5 of 11, by Tetrium

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Alphakilo470 wrote:

Last night, before I fell asleep, I was watching the local news and thought to myself the lady giving the weather report was rather flat-chested. Today, I turn on the TV and the same lady is giving the weather report and her chest looks like a pair of bowling balls; I'm talking serious eye candy! Now I wish that I had thought about my small wallet instead.

Having grown up in a household with only women, I know all about the tricks you can do with the right clothing to "enhance" or "downgrade" certain features of the female body 😉

Reply 8 of 11, by Anonymous Coward

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If boobs were really proof that God wants us to be happy, he would have made them all look like the ones in that photo.

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Reply 9 of 11, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

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Anonymous Coward wrote:

If boobs were really proof that God wants us to be happy, he would have made them all look like the ones in that photo.

But it is way too large! 🤣

Reply 10 of 11, by Malik

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Some guys like 'em big, some guys like 'em small, while for some others, size does not matter. In that, way, ALL guys are happy with SOME size or another with the respective boobs..err...babes. In the end, it's just that guys like boobs. That's all.

On a side note, I wonder how she carries them around? Doesn't she feel ....."heavy"? 😁

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Reply 11 of 11, by sgt76

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Malik wrote:

Some guys like 'em big, some guys like 'em small, while for some others, size does not matter. In that, way, ALL guys are happy with SOME size or another with the respective boobs..err...babes. In the end, it's just that guys like boobs. That's all.

Well said.

Malik wrote:

On a side note, I wonder how she carries them around? Doesn't she feel ....."heavy"? 😁

I volunteer myself for the position of chief mammary carrier if she ever needs one.