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First post, by justin1985

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Well this is ... Quite something

Windows95man - No Rules! Finland Eurovision 2024

Retro computers hit the mainstream? 😉

Reply 1 of 30, by Joakim

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Haha I was just gonna post this. This is hilarious.

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Reply 2 of 30, by brostenen

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Joakim wrote on 2024-02-11, 12:03:

Haha I was just gonna post this. This is hilarious.
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No..... Just NO.... This is exactly why I never watch that show. Absolutely cringe all the way around, no matter what country.
If I had to cook it down to three words, then they would be: Cringe, nationalistic and political.
Even though the rules state that politics and nationalism should not be part of it, it smell stronger of that, than a pig farm stinks of poop.

Don't eat stuff off a 15 year old never cleaned cpu cooler.
Those cakes make you sick....

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Reply 4 of 30, by schmatzler

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That's one of the worst songs I've heard, Windows 95 does not deserve this. The "singer" seems to have smoked a few too many packs of cigarettes 😁

However, I'm sure us Germans will be able to top this and produce an even worse title, just like last year.

"Windows 98's natural state is locked up"

Reply 5 of 30, by WolverineDK

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Eurovision is perverting everything now a days. Whether it is political, or anything else. The song which Finland is using is giving some serious rip-off vibes when it comes to the old song by Gunther named Ding Dong Song. Give me hard Rock Halleluja any day of the week. Instead of this SERIOUS post crappy Eurodance. Or some real old school Eurodance, including Aqua and Infernal (especially the song I Won´t be Crying, where they sampled a very particular bit from Depeche Mode´s song Strangelove). So before I curse Eurovision to the ground with swear words. Then I can mention a few Eurovision songs, that I actually like. But overall: Fuck Eurovision !

Reply 7 of 30, by Joakim

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brostenen wrote on 2024-02-11, 12:58:
No..... Just NO.... This is exactly why I never watch that show. Absolutely cringe all the way around, no matter what country. I […]
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Joakim wrote on 2024-02-11, 12:03:

Haha I was just gonna post this. This is hilarious.
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No..... Just NO.... This is exactly why I never watch that show. Absolutely cringe all the way around, no matter what country.
If I had to cook it down to three words, then they would be: Cringe, nationalistic and political.
Even though the rules state that politics and nationalism should not be part of it, it smell stronger of that, than a pig farm stinks of poop.

Haha dont take it too serious, my Danish friend. 😂

Reply 8 of 30, by WolverineDK

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Joakim wrote on 2024-02-11, 14:56:
brostenen wrote on 2024-02-11, 12:58:
No..... Just NO.... This is exactly why I never watch that show. Absolutely cringe all the way around, no matter what country. I […]
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Joakim wrote on 2024-02-11, 12:03:

Haha I was just gonna post this. This is hilarious.
Screenshot_20240211-130244.jpg

No..... Just NO.... This is exactly why I never watch that show. Absolutely cringe all the way around, no matter what country.
If I had to cook it down to three words, then they would be: Cringe, nationalistic and political.
Even though the rules state that politics and nationalism should not be part of it, it smell stronger of that, than a pig farm stinks of poop.

Haha dont take it too serious, my Danish friend. 😂

Hey brother, if you hear Eurovision songs (now a days) on the radio on repeat in Denmark, because it became "popular". Then you know why some of us Danish friends, that you have. Hates Eurovision with a passion. Or some of us has serious PTSD traumas from being forced to see that crap. Then you will understand.

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Reply 9 of 30, by Joakim

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I don't think there is any country on earth that has been abused so badly by Eurovision. We have started to like our predator. It is called the Stockholm syndrome for a reason.

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Reply 10 of 30, by acl

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Not sure if it's true but i've heard that the winning country must host the event the year after. And some suggests that counties are loosing on purpose to avoid paying for that.

If there was money to win, I'm sure France would have sent the Daft Punk, David Guetta or Justice.

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Reply 12 of 30, by WolverineDK

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acl wrote on 2024-02-11, 19:21:

Not sure if it's true but i've heard that the winning country must host the event the year after. And some suggests that counties are loosing on purpose to avoid paying for that.

If there was money to win, I'm sure France would have sent the Daft Punk, David Guetta or Justice.

Back in 2014, Denmark was hosting and the cost of that shit was insane . But what I remember most of the 10. of May 2014, was the big clash of nazis and anti-fascists in front of Christiansborg in Copenhagen. Since that was broadcasted on TV2 live. Again as I said: Fuck Eurovision !

Reply 13 of 30, by acl

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WolverineDK wrote on 2024-02-11, 19:57:
acl wrote on 2024-02-11, 19:21:

Not sure if it's true but i've heard that the winning country must host the event the year after. And some suggests that counties are loosing on purpose to avoid paying for that.

If there was money to win, I'm sure France would have sent the Daft Punk, David Guetta or Justice.

Back in 2014, Denmark was hosting and the cost of that shit was insane . But what I remember most of the 10. of May 2014, was the big clash of nazis and anti-fascists in front of Christiansborg in Copenhagen. Since that was broadcasted on TV2 live. Again as I said: Fuck Eurovision !

And i cant wait to see similar events this summer for the Paris Olympics.
... oh and also to pay for it with my taxes.

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Reply 14 of 30, by brostenen

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Joakim wrote on 2024-02-11, 14:56:
brostenen wrote on 2024-02-11, 12:58:
No..... Just NO.... This is exactly why I never watch that show. Absolutely cringe all the way around, no matter what country. I […]
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Joakim wrote on 2024-02-11, 12:03:

Haha I was just gonna post this. This is hilarious.
Screenshot_20240211-130244.jpg

No..... Just NO.... This is exactly why I never watch that show. Absolutely cringe all the way around, no matter what country.
If I had to cook it down to three words, then they would be: Cringe, nationalistic and political.
Even though the rules state that politics and nationalism should not be part of it, it smell stronger of that, than a pig farm stinks of poop.

Haha dont take it too serious, my Danish friend. 😂

I just avoid it fully, in every aspect that I am able to. 😉

Don't eat stuff off a 15 year old never cleaned cpu cooler.
Those cakes make you sick....

My blog: http://to9xct.blogspot.dk
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/brostenen

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Reply 15 of 30, by brostenen

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WolverineDK wrote on 2024-02-11, 15:00:

Hey brother, if you hear Eurovision songs (now a days) on the radio on repeat in Denmark, because it became "popular". Then you know why some of us Danish friends, that you have. Hates Eurovision with a passion. Or some of us has serious PTSD traumas from being forced to see that crap. Then you will understand.

I think it has been many many years since I listened to radio. I never see any of those crappy award show's, nor do I ever go to a disco or club or something.
Heck. I dont even know what have been populair music the last 20 years. Basically, I know nothing about pop, other than I cringe my spine when I hear that autotune.
I never watch any of those: "Come and see my living room, were I prepare pickeled snake and sing false"-tv shows.
I stear clear away from any reality shows. Yes I know the name kardasjians or whatever, but I have no idea if it is about porn or clothes.

I guess I will just go practise sitting in a rocking chair and yell at the young generations, while drinking moonshine and polishing a shotgun. 😁 😉

Don't eat stuff off a 15 year old never cleaned cpu cooler.
Those cakes make you sick....

My blog: http://to9xct.blogspot.dk
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/brostenen

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Reply 16 of 30, by Joakim

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brostenen wrote on 2024-02-11, 21:13:
I think it has been many many years since I listened to radio. I never see any of those crappy award show's, nor do I ever go to […]
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WolverineDK wrote on 2024-02-11, 15:00:

Hey brother, if you hear Eurovision songs (now a days) on the radio on repeat in Denmark, because it became "popular". Then you know why some of us Danish friends, that you have. Hates Eurovision with a passion. Or some of us has serious PTSD traumas from being forced to see that crap. Then you will understand.

I think it has been many many years since I listened to radio. I never see any of those crappy award show's, nor do I ever go to a disco or club or something.
Heck. I dont even know what have been populair music the last 20 years. Basically, I know nothing about pop, other than I cringe my spine when I hear that autotune.
I never watch any of those: "Come and see my living room, were I prepare pickeled snake and sing false"-tv shows.
I stear clear away from any reality shows. Yes I know the name kardasjians or whatever, but I have no idea if it is about porn or clothes.

I guess I will just go practise sitting in a rocking chair and yell at the young generations, while drinking moonshine and polishing a shotgun. 😁 😉

Haha "get off my lawn"! 😁

Reply 17 of 30, by brostenen

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Joakim wrote on 2024-02-11, 21:19:

Haha "get off my lawn"! 😁

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(hehe)

Don't eat stuff off a 15 year old never cleaned cpu cooler.
Those cakes make you sick....

My blog: http://to9xct.blogspot.dk
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/brostenen

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Reply 18 of 30, by WolverineDK

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Joakim wrote on 2024-02-11, 21:19:
brostenen wrote on 2024-02-11, 21:13:
I think it has been many many years since I listened to radio. I never see any of those crappy award show's, nor do I ever go to […]
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WolverineDK wrote on 2024-02-11, 15:00:

Hey brother, if you hear Eurovision songs (now a days) on the radio on repeat in Denmark, because it became "popular". Then you know why some of us Danish friends, that you have. Hates Eurovision with a passion. Or some of us has serious PTSD traumas from being forced to see that crap. Then you will understand.

I think it has been many many years since I listened to radio. I never see any of those crappy award show's, nor do I ever go to a disco or club or something.
Heck. I dont even know what have been populair music the last 20 years. Basically, I know nothing about pop, other than I cringe my spine when I hear that autotune.
I never watch any of those: "Come and see my living room, were I prepare pickeled snake and sing false"-tv shows.
I stear clear away from any reality shows. Yes I know the name kardasjians or whatever, but I have no idea if it is about porn or clothes.

I guess I will just go practise sitting in a rocking chair and yell at the young generations, while drinking moonshine and polishing a shotgun. 😁 😉

Haha "get off my lawn"! 😁

😉 which also is a name of a pretty good Dos gaming youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/@getoffmylawn6692

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Joakim wrote on 2024-02-11, 21:19:

Haha "get off my lawn"! 😁

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(hehe)

Do you want a "Smag Energi Drink Cola"(a carbon copy of Cult Cola) with that moonshine ? 😀

Reply 19 of 30, by brostenen

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As for Eurovision....

I would only watch it, if any the following were playing.

https://youtu.be/O8kGgtF-C4w?si=hvxmn8Pj7qHL-_bT
https://youtu.be/uuE7I0JStII?si=GQUnL-DOJl7X77t-
https://youtu.be/Q5rg_63Shqg?si=8D1_gff8LsqeBESo

And then again.

Don't eat stuff off a 15 year old never cleaned cpu cooler.
Those cakes make you sick....

My blog: http://to9xct.blogspot.dk
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/brostenen

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