Today, I tried out a new fan on the old heatsink of a GeForce 256 DDR. The whole thing booted once more!
However, MadOnion isn't happy with the drivers (says the ones I have don't support DirectX 7) and there are horizontal brightness/darkness bands consistent with voltage droop in the analog stage. I am 99% sure voltage droop banding only shows on static content. More importantly, I need to find more complete drivers so that I can stress test the VRAM...
Desktop timeline [ MOS 7501 → 68030 → x86(P5/MMX) → x86(K6-2) → x86(K7*) → PPC(G3*) → x86-64(K8) → x86-64(Xeon) → x86-64(i5) → x86-64(i7) ] * lost