First post, by brostenen
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I will start with a couple.....
Two masons, were working hard at building a chimney. And at lunch time, they were sitting on top of the nearly completed chimney in order to eat. One of them looked at the construction plans, and said: "Ohhhh buggar... We were supposed to build a well".
Two lesser intelligent friends were out drinking in the local park, and had to loose some "water", so they picked the closest lightpole, and started to do their bussiness... Along came a police officer, and told them to stop what they were doing and to put away the thing. So the two friends did it, and started to walk home. Suddenly one of the two friends started to laugh and the other asked him why. Well.... He said. I really won, because I might have put "it" away, yet I did not stop. 😉
A judge said to the man the police brought forward. "Did I not tell you last time, that I did not want to see you again". And the man said "Funny... That was exactly what I told the police officer".
A fisherman had been drinking a bit too much, because it was winther and it was cold. And after a while, he went ice fishing. He started to drill a hole in the ice, and suddenly there was a deep voice saying that there were no fish under the ice. The fisherman looked up, and did not see anyone, so he continued to drill the hole. The voice, now even higher, more angry and deeper yelled "Did I not tell you that there is no fish under the ice?" And the fisherman looked up, did not see anybody, and asked in a confused way "GOD??? Is that you?" And the voice replied: "NO!!!! I am the caretaker at the skating rink".
Don't eat stuff off a 15 year old never cleaned cpu cooler.
Those cakes make you sick....
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