This is how I start my morning.....so I don't want to throttle anyone during the day.....some follow the rules....some don't.....oh well....
Armchair Quarterflash - (Armchair Quarterback) - Rock band simulator, with simplified miniature parallel port instrument controllers - where you play as Quarterflash, the Portland rock band from the 80's - has a "Harden my Heart" mode.
Frying Tigers (Flying Tigers) - Paula Deen goes to the jungle in a game PETA wants banned!
Sim Power (Sim Tower) - You create and raise a Superhero, choose it's powers and protect any one of the built in cities, or import your own from Sim City 2000.
Boom (Loom) - Bobbin Threadbare is now a domestic terrorist who uses music to blow things up. He can also turn into a pigeon.
Manic Mansion - The Edisons are local coke dealers in this "DOS Game AllStars To the Rescue" Mashup - choose between Bobbom Threadbare, Indiana Jones, Guybrush Threepwood, Sam, Max, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Razor......try to manage to solve the puzzle of Manic Mansion with all the drugged up family running around doing stupid things like taking apart appliances and trying to snort cheese - before Big Ed's Meth Lab blows the town sky high!
Thimblewood Park - Sequel to Thimbleweed park, where the investigators, Reyes, and Reyes, go "Somewhere in the Carribean" to find out why all the town's inhabitants are seeking their missing statue on the island of Threepwood - a island where 500 years before a treasure hunter and would-be Pirate Guybrush Threepwood found the big loogie and saved the village from a great flood.
Sam & Max: Hit the Toad - A collection of basic 2 player Arcade Games where you play as Sam against Max including a version of Whack-A-Mole called "Hit-The-Toad" - ribbit!
P-Wing - A Super Mario Bros. 3/X-Wing Crossover where you get to play as Mario battling the Empire using various Mushroom Kingdom power-ups. Includes the Mushroom Kingdom intergalactic travel manual for copy protection. Ever wanted to see Luke Skywalker with a Tanooki suit? Or maybe Leia? now you can!
Bank Wars - (Tank Wars) - Stock Market Trading with psychadelic backgrounds, obnoxious speaker noises, and hilarious Lucas-Arts style morons in suits shuffling around the exchange floor manically for almost no reason other than comic effect.
Seizure Suit Barry in the Land of the Lawyer Lizards - Barry just wants to get his rental property back from a bunch of crooked tenants running a suspicious operation from their toolshed. He has 24/hours to legitimize his seizure lawsuit and find a good lawyer as the plaintiff or the court is adjourned!
Jeremy Clarkson's Street Rod III: Construction Derby - In this Street Rod/Destruction Derby crossover, you have unlimited time to build a hot rod, but you need to keep making money and not go broke doing Drag Races to build it out. Once built, Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson takes your new wheels for a test drive, and enters it in a Destruction Derby if it sucks! - some shades of the Chuck Yeager series there too....but with cars, and Clarkson's snarky comments.