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we get it, you like macs
HP Z420 Workstation Intel Xeon E5-1620, 32GB, RADEON HD7850 2GB, SSD + HD, XP/7
we get it, you like macs
HP Z420 Workstation Intel Xeon E5-1620, 32GB, RADEON HD7850 2GB, SSD + HD, XP/7
Is this too much voodoo?
"Apple - simple computers for simple folk". No wait, that was just me.
3DFX - “So powerful it’s kind of ridiculous”.
Microsoft “Makes business Go, Go, Go”
ASUS have a knack for hilarious Engrish taglines:
"Rock Solid. Heart Touching"
"In Search of Incredible"
I wonder if they'll ever find incredible.
Yeah, What do they mean by "Incredible" ? Incredible What ? Obviously it's not a computer so what is it ?
wrote:ASUS have a knack for hilarious Engrish taglines: […]
ASUS have a knack for hilarious Engrish taglines:
"Rock Solid. Heart Touching"
"In Search of Incredible"I wonder if they'll ever find incredible.
There best two were.
We like asus too
Would you like to see our asus
Edit:
I found one of the old adverts with the sayings.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iq9B3evfu8s
No sir I don't like it!
wrote:I’m sorry Dave, I just can’t do that
-HAL
HP actually has a HP 9000 computer. HPUX machines.
Not the HAL 9000.
But it is a UNIX computer and does not get virus. I think the HP Windows computers tend to crash and get viruses.
HAL 9000 was probably a UNIX based computer.
Check out this HPUX login screen with a image of Saturn in the background.
Alan Kay “People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware”
Through strength, persistence, and adaptability, Realtek follows in the spirit of the crab.
Is this too much voodoo?
Origin System - We Create Worlds.
Never thought this thread would be that long, but now, for something different.....
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman.
Gravis Ultra Sound ACE - “Improve your ears without spending an arm and a leg”
This was true because multimedia kits where very expensive back in 1993 ranging from $200 - $500
Media Vision - “Guaranteed best PC sound card”
“Preferred over sound blaster 16”
ATI Technology - “Technology you can trust”.
Sound Blaster AWE64 Gold - “The uncompromised persuit of perfect fidelity”
Matrox - “Powered by Matrox”.
Terratec - "The Ultimate multitracking solution".
Who was it who said that you could run a power station using a ZX81? The ZX81 was a black and white, silent British 8 bit computer, that came with 1KB of RAM, though you could increase it to 16KB, and maybe more.
wrote:Who was it who said that you could run a power station using a ZX81?
The ZX81 was a black and white, silent British 8 bit computer, that came with 1KB of RAM, though you could increase it to 16KB, and maybe more.
I don't know, but you remember me of an old article (p.26) about measurement & control on a ZX81..
So yes, it doesn't sound too unbelievable. A single building or an elevator could be controlled by a ZX81, at least.
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