Here are some tips :
1. Take a cup of coffee, filled to the brim, and drink from the cup (without the saucer) just above the opened cpu casing, while the system is running hot! (if it is able to run anyway.) And deliberately spill some on it. Either from your mouth or directly from the cup. The choice is yours. Come spill some!
- And don't forget to say "Ooops" afterwards.
2. Give your system to your 4 or 5 year-old cousin or nephew. (The one who messes up your whole home when he comes!) For best results, give to your relative who has 2 or more kids with equally energetic activities! Then take it from them forcefully and try booting it.
3. Ever heard of the washing machine company who advertise "You Can Wash ANYTHING In It? No? Well, it's worth a try anyway.
4. You can see the lightning. No, numerous lightnings with ear piercing thunders! Now will be the perfect time to turn on that computer. You'll agree with me that you've completed a "well done" job afterwards.
5. Water cool it. I mean it! Water Cool it!
Hey! What am I doing in this thread anyway?