Went to the thrift store today. They had a 50% off sale if you brought an person over 55. Senior Tuesdays are the 2nd best Tuesday. The first is Taco.
Glad I did, as I found something I never expected to find at a thrift store:

I did have to get on my knees and beg for a small load, but getting 2x Kaypro II's? Totally worth me needing to go sell some blood. I know $200 isn't expensive for most, but for me, its 3 months of my "retro budget".
I've only taken a cursory glance at them, The keyboards tell a story:

So I'm open to any tips on getting these guys fully operational. I now have another reason to get a proper, "non temporary" inbetweener going.
Maybe I'll sell them to George RR Martin so he can get Winds of Winter done.
Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them. - Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam