Sometimes, paying the idiotic premium for the shipping of unreasonably big boxes is great fun.
There was a time when people who meant business simply had to buy a full tower?
And then went on using it with a single 3.5" HDD, 3.5 Floppy and CD-ROM drive. And a whole lot of well-shielded warm air in between.
Enter the Artist P133 PCI.
From when an Intel Pentium 133 apparently still was exclusive enough to be printed directly on the bloody front panel itself.
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Arrived in good condition, very dirty foot, but everything else pristine, if yellowed AF. Especially that backplate, without a single breakage.
The tower is actually very close to an "AT edition InWin Q500", including the mobo drawer and the detachable top piece.
One could almost house the average Ukrainian family around that PSU, there's simply nothing there, apart from spots for an extra 80 and 96 mm fan.
If I'm to believe my rusty caliper, the skeleton is a whopping 1.2 and the outer shell a solid mm SECC. So that most likely is the real deal.
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Inside, with very little dust, an early Soyo Triton board, a monster of the full "baby" 33 cm length. Exclusively COAST cache, 2 x 8 MB EDO ram and the "Dallas" RTC in a socket.
(The CPU's production code says Q2 1996 but the board seems more like 1995.)
Was it a Soyo thing to obfuscate the chipset with a fat sticker on the northbridge, but not to print any model number on the motherboard? If someone recognizes it right away, please comment. Sticker on the ISA says "5TC0" - is it that?
The good people at "Artist" must have made it a point to transport the whole solid "made in Germany" feel with their all-Taiwanese components. Everything is tied down, tied up, fixed in place extra sturdy three times over, zip tie galore - nothing ever had the chance to clutter in that thing. Including all the cables of the typical, but temp controlled Seasonic 200W PSU. Mobo had five vinyl standoffs and was screwed onto three(!) metal posts.
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Many ZIF sockets had plastic levers back then, I never really trusted those not to go brittle and break some day. This one has a massive iron bar that looks like it opens the main gate of Black Mesa. It may not quite come through in the photo, but that ZIF socket and it's mighty rod are why other ZIF sockets have an inferiority complex.
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The baked-on CPU cooler gave me a headache, trying to remove it with the CPU. Just don't. Screw off the fan, then remove the clip. Bloody thermo pad.
It would not boot right away but that's not the point and I got it for cheap as "parts only".
Pretty sure it's in the 1996 original state as the RAM wasn't even maxed out and it had the old octaspeed CD-ROM drive. Rather pedestrian Trio64 2 MB VGA and coax-only NIC.
Nonetheless, I assume is was procured as some kind of industrial CAD or CNC machine as it had an extra 8 bit ISA I/O card with 2nd parallel port - mostly used for fancy plotter/printer or special purposes. Must have been way to expensive for a glorified typewriter back then.