Say you've got 3 people, Chucky the 4 year old, Ron Average, and Mike the Tour de France champ. Chucky is our 486, Ron is our 1st gen Pentium, and Mike is our trained athlete 6th gen coppermine Pentium 3. Now Chucky has just learned to ride a bicycle without stabilizers, on two wheels. His parents are super proud, his rich but dumb uncle is super proud. Rich Uncle buys him a top of the line racing bicycle, kevlar this, titanium that, $10,000 worth... this is our AGP slot/card combo. Can Chucky ride it? Hell no, he can maybe figure out how to sit on the crossbar and coast a bit, if he kinda scoots off on a pedal and climbs on the crossbar, but he cannot pedal it. His legs are too short. If he was particularly acrobatic, maybe he can swing down one side, give a little bit of impulse to the pedal and swing back up again. On the whole though, the thing is oversized and ungainly for him. Chucky is faster on his kiddie bike. Chucky is getting good on his kiddie bike.
Ron average has an average used bike, it gets him around a bit, he can go faster than Chucky. If he borrows Chucky's new bike, he can manage to go a little bit faster, than on his own bike but he's not an athlete. Mike is super fast on his own bike which is pretty much the same as Chucky's new bike, he wins shit on a bike like that. He's faster than Ron is on Ron's bike, he bangs his knees on the handlebars on Chucky's original bike and can't pedal that very fast, but can make it go pretty good, faster than Chucky can, as can Ron, but they are both limited by it.
If Chucky pedals top speed on his original bike, a regular 1 or 2MB SVGA card, he can keep up with Ron on his average bike, a 4MB PCI 3D card, when he's just moseying along, or Mike the Bike on his AGP 16MB machine moseying along.... say it's a rolling start, the flag drops, Mike is just gone, Chucky stays on Ron's tail with a determined burst, but he gets away from him.
Say now, what if Chucky borrows Ron's bike? Well since it might have more saddle height adjustment and such, and less complicated gears, maybe if adjusted all the way down, Chucky can sorta pedal it, but has to fall sideways to get off or something, he can't provide full impulse to the pedals, but he gets a bit of push on top of the stroke... if he practices a bit, maybe he could match Ron's "just going to the store" speed. A little faster than full speed burst on his original bike.
Anyway, does everyone praise Rich Uncle for buying Chucky such an expensive bike he can't ride? No, they say things like "What the hell are you thinking torturing the kid like that?"
Unicorn herding operations are proceeding, but all the totes of hens teeth and barrels of rocking horse poop give them plenty of hiding spots.