First post, by ncmark
The title says it all - ode to windows 98 and office 97
1. Installation does not require an internet connection
2. Neither requires product activation
3. Neither requires a micro$oft account or annual fees
4. No advertising crammed down your throat
5. No attempts to force you into storing your files online aka OneDrive
6. If drive crashes you can reinstall without the assumption that you are criminal and having to explain what you are doing