I remember having a terrible time with Madden NFL game ports in the early 2000s. One of them was so incredibly bad that it became a running joke for my brother and I, and I will never remember the old EA slogan the same way again. I think it was 2002, 2003 or 2004... it would crash before even finishing the EA logo video.
Our entire experience with the game consisted of:
"E....A.... Sports.... It's in the game-ame-ame-ame-ame-ame-ame..." and after doing that for a while the system would eventually blue screen or reboot. The PC ran everything else perfectly fine, so it was just this game... ame ame ame. *ahem* Sorry.
I don't know how many times we tried to make it work before giving up and probably returning it (which was very difficult with open boxed software).
Now for some blitting from the back buffer.