Yup, love this site. And it's all TRUE!

Actually, the very first line is wrong...

http://216.239.35.100/search?q=cache:Nw79dXn4 … &hl=en&ie=UTF-8
(Original page no longer available).

I'm still waiting for someone outside "The South/Texas" to grasp the meaning of "Y'all".

Oh, darn. I was worried for a second that he might be attributed to a president that DIDN'T completely suck. Guess not.

Not sure if you really want to open political doors here. They tend to cause a lot of message traffic that can be used for topics related to the board. They also tend to be "FlameBait".

Doesn't everyone make fun of "Bush". (To clear up confusion I mean El Presidente)

There's "fun" and there are "other things". It's the latter that concerns me.

It's all in good fun. Here, let me write a disclaimer:

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK, AND YOU SHOULDN'T, EITHER. IF YOU STILL WANT TO POST HERE, DON'T BE A TROLL. THANK YOU. THAT IS ALL.

That work? 😜

Wow. Feel the warmth...

I know I can..
..no wait, my shirt's on fire.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!