I could barely read when they stopped using this stupic computer-system!
Hey! Show some respect ya whippersnapper! that "stupid computer system" is the reason we have all these great games to play.
And now, a poem:
In days of yore, eight bits a byte,
Computer screens were black as night,
When through the inky darkness came,
A savior! DOS, thy hollowed name,
Autoexec and Config.sys,
Direct control was total bliss,
No filenames stretched eternally,
We miss the days of 8 dot 3,
Thy faithful cursor blinketh bright,
In shades of Amber, Green and White,
No secrets hid, no truths denied,
In DOS all paths were true and wide,
Oh childe, oh yea of wisdom naught,
What hell hath Windows GUI wrought?
Forsake thy fancy DLL,
Grief its only parallel,
Dot com meant more to us than just,
a web address to sites of lust,
Those years have fled, and now we're stuck,
With much less bang for much more buck,
So think thee hard before yea speak,
Discouraging words that mark yea a geek,
DOS is immortal! DOS will live on!
When other OS's are buried and gone!