Picked up my VYE weirdo thing for a play. It's a kind of convertible sub-netbook, UMPC kinda deally. Finally got CPU-z on it for a look and it's a Geode LX800, which sounds fancy until you know it's running at 500mhz, and seems to be a die shrunk Geode GX2 of Nat Semi origins. Which is supposedly an all new design in the noughts but might have Cyrix DNA. It's got 3D now and MMX *crickets while you wait for me to continue the feature list* It's got 3DNow and MMX! 🤣 not a sniff of SSE, but some AMD Castle instructions whatever the actual F those are, might be in there. And a crypto processor, doing all of AES 128, so probably an 8051 right. I/O being mostly inside the thing on it's embedded chipset is somewhat snappy keeping it from feeling super doggy, and the DDR helps but it's feeling like probably a middling P3.
Optimistically, I put the install files for Redfox, Palemoon and Seamonkey on there, only the Seamonkey version, one also suitable for 2k seems to work. Hardly surprising as it is SSE'nt. Maybe will go looking for a SSE free Palemoon version. Vogons barely renders, Google cheekily asks me if I'm having trouble after failing to load any results, bitch.
Gotta try some DOSbox, yiss, fired up fine, try loading FFE, Frontier First Encounters.... whoo boy, laggy, and the cycle needle is bouncing on the limiter, turn all fancy graphics off and it's still a dog, first estimate is it can manage 486DX33 speed, maybe.
Need to hack me out a chunk of disk and try a native DOS-ish install I guess.... will take some figuring if I can get any audio working or even if it supports DOS screen modes very well.
Edit: might have sounded a bit obscure about the machine and OS, OS is WinXP with SP2, Machine is Vye S18P https://www.mobilator.pl/eng/offer/umpc-vye-mini-v-s18-pb
Unicorn herding operations are proceeding, but all the totes of hens teeth and barrels of rocking horse poop give them plenty of hiding spots.