My Portable PC clone thing arrived yesterday. I only had a brief moment to look at it and so far it tries to boot (most of the time), and the CMOS battery is of course empty. I've had just one quick look inside and it's quite dust free, likely from just having sat tucked away in its carrying bag.
As far as I can tell this is a 386 with 16 Mb of RAM, Cirrus graphics, a 3,5" floppy drive and an empty 2,5" SCISI bay that once held a HDD. It's kinda dusty on the outside, but no visible damage. The keyboard seems to work, though I haven't tested every key, but it's nice and klicky and the machine would have been worth the money for the functioning keyboard alone, I guess. It has a funky layout that I've never seen, with ESC sitting at the top left corner of the numpad.

Yup, cosmetically unobjectionable.

CMOS battery needs checking...

Empty SCSI, I assume...

Well... I can't read any of that. I'm guessing this is the video card having a stroke? It seems to post and ask for a boot disk? I'll try some things once I had a proper look around the inside and see what's what.
If the video card is a goner, I'm not sure I'll replace it with one that has the header for the LCD screen since I want to replace that with a color screen that will just connect to the VGA out.