Not official, but
"Intel Inside, Idiot Outside"

"Nothing sucks like a VAX!"
("VAX" was also a brand of vacuum cleaners, and originally that was their slogan, later on adopted by RISC fans)

"Contrary to popular belief, Unix is user friendly. It just happens to be very selective about who it decides to make friends with."

nvidia - "The way it's meant to be played"

Top Gun Movie - “Woods been hit, Woods been hit, Voodoo-1 , Voodoo-1 , Woods been hit. We have lost Hollywood, We have lost Hollywood”.
https://youtu.be/DRv2cVF0CdM

"Fuck off Windows 10, don't you dare update now. No no no no no, I haven't saved my work and my deadline is in 10 minutes. Nooooooo..."

"Have you played Atari today?"

Toshiba - "In Touch With Tomorrow".
Toshiba - "Leading innovation".

ASUS - "Rock Solid, Heart Touching"
EAX Advanced HD - "TOTAL AUDIO IMMERSION IN PC GAMING"

ASUS - In search of the incredible.

Steve Jobs: "Who wants a stylus?"

IBM - “Blue Lighting”.
Sound like “Moonshine”.

Optiquest Viewsonic displays - “Optimize your image” ( I really liked these displays and loved the 3 parrot logo” ) . Who does not remember those 3 birds ? Mesmorizing.
Sony Displays - “Make.Believe”
My two favorite display makers.

Apple - Steve Jobs
"Proprietary has hurt Apple"
"Apple needs to be better and not so different, being better is more important"
"We where to stupid to give up"

Check out those patches on his Levis pants when he was a multi-millionaire.

Apple - “the people who think they are crazy enough to change the world are the ones that do”.

I definitely do not try to live by this reasoning. But it was crazy to sail across the sea, fly like a bird and land on the moon.

I think the NEW Mac Pro is Crazy for allowing third party hardware which may not make it so reliable.

I would hope to apply more logic, science and safety to new ideas.

I really hope going to Mars will be a thoroughly thought out plan and not a one way mission because someone wants to be a martyr or make a name for themselves as being first.

Crazy people do not live happy lives.
https://youtu.be/YM4If6YHN3s

I"M A PC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsN5hh2G7l8

ibmapc wrote:

I"M A PC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsN5hh2G7l8

No thanks, I’ll keep my iPad and mac’s.

Intel486dx33 wrote:

ibmapc wrote:

I"M A PC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsN5hh2G7l8

No thanks, I’ll keep my iPad and mac’s.

Ah then this is for you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RH1ekuvSYzE

i feel depressed and sad that i dont have what it takes to become a millionaire or billionaire... I give to charity, volunteer, and quid pro quo but im not a cheapie or cheapskate to save that much frugally or otherwise. I dont think money is that important to me because if it was i'd be in jail then...

Apple - “Those that think they can change the world are the ones that do”
https://youtu.be/YM4If6YHN3s

Not sure if these have been mentioned yet:

It's an I-D-10-T error. (idiot)

PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)