Jesus Christ Simulator \ VOGONS

Reply 1 of 18, by GigAHerZ

Posted on 2019-12-12, 12:51

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There's going to be a Doom + Jesus DLC: After you die on the cross, you get to visit the hell and the heaven before resurrection on earth. 😉

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Reply 2 of 18, by brostenen

Posted on 2019-12-12, 16:38

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GigAHerZ wrote:
There's going to be a Doom + Jesus DLC: After you die on the cross, you get to visit the hell and the heaven before resurrection on earth. 😉

Hmmm.... So.... The gamer can get to "Jesus the guts out" of people? 😉 Let people drink radiated blood of jesus, while feeding them zombie flesh? Like... Zombies come back from death as well. Or something.

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Reply 3 of 18, by Shagittarius

Posted on 2019-12-12, 17:31

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I've always wanted to make a Christ game where Jesus rips himself down from the cross when you continue brandishing 2 Desert Eagles. It's pay back time. That tracks right?

Reply 4 of 18, by brostenen

Posted on 2019-12-12, 17:47

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For some odd reason, I am thinking Family Guy jokes now.... Damn it.

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Reply 5 of 18, by gdjacobs

Posted on 2019-12-12, 21:58

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brostenen wrote:
For some odd reason, I am thinking Family Guy jokes now.... Damn it.

All three of them?

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Reply 6 of 18, by The Serpent Rider

Posted on 2019-12-13, 07:42

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That's some high grade trolling. And the publisher just loves to do that:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/682990/Dru … ealer_Simulator
https://store.steampowered.com/app/756800/Contraband_Police
https://store.steampowered.com/app/855740/Bum_Simulator
https://store.steampowered.com/app/950620/Priest_Simulator

Coming soon (tm) aka never will be released.

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Reply 7 of 18, by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman

Posted on 2019-12-13, 07:49

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I thought the Japanese beat them to it:

Never thought this thread would be that long, but now, for something different.....
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Reply 8 of 18, by brostenen

Posted on 2019-12-13, 21:35

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gdjacobs wrote:
brostenen wrote:
For some odd reason, I am thinking Family Guy jokes now.... Damn it.

All three of them?

They have more than 3 jesus jokes.... It is just this situation, that automatically makes me think that.
There are so many. These are just a few that I really like....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORIICgi-0GI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4A1o3ZCHzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX2O6fRXwz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gujz_btmkRM

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Reply 9 of 18, by gdjacobs

Posted on 2019-12-14, 04:07

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brostenen wrote:
They have more than 3 jesus jokes.... It is just this situation, that automatically makes me think that. There are so many. Thes […]
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They have more than 3 jesus jokes.... It is just this situation, that automatically makes me think that.
There are so many. These are just a few that I really like....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORIICgi-0GI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4A1o3ZCHzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX2O6fRXwz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gujz_btmkRM

Nah, you missed my point. I consider Family Guy to be not very funny or creative.

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Reply 10 of 18, by robertmo

Posted on 2019-12-14, 09:30

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there is also an already released Thief Simulator VR
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1019550/Th … clanid=33701576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdcH25Dn_lo

Reply 11 of 18, by Anonymous Coward

Posted on 2019-12-16, 02:16

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Shagittarius wrote:
I've always wanted to make a Christ game where Jesus rips himself down from the cross when you continue brandishing 2 Desert Eagles. It's pay back time. That tracks right?

It sounds like Ghandi II.

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Reply 12 of 18, by The Serpent Rider

Posted on 2019-12-16, 07:29

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Ghandi II

To be or not to be? Not to be.

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Reply 13 of 18, by yawetaG

Posted on 2019-12-19, 17:51

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Anonymous Coward wrote:
It sounds like Ghandi II. […]
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Shagittarius wrote:
I've always wanted to make a Christ game where Jesus rips himself down from the cross when you continue brandishing 2 Desert Eagles. It's pay back time. That tracks right?

It sounds like Ghandi II.

I'm somewhat disappointed that that isn't a real movie.

(that's banned in India)

Reply 14 of 18, by robertmo

Posted on 2019-12-27, 13:14

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Exterminator Simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ4MGceMyKI

Reply 15 of 18, by robertmo

Posted on 2020-03-06, 11:49

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The Serpent Rider wrote on 2019-12-13, 07:42:
That's some high grade trolling. And the publisher just loves to do that: https://store.steampowered.com/app/682990/Dru … ealer_ […]
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That's some high grade trolling. And the publisher just loves to do that:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/682990/Dru … ealer_Simulator
https://store.steampowered.com/app/756800/Contraband_Police
https://store.steampowered.com/app/855740/Bum_Simulator
https://store.steampowered.com/app/950620/Priest_Simulator

Coming soon (tm) aka never will be released.

demo is out
https://store.steampowered.com/app/682990/Dru … aler_Simulator/

Reply 16 of 18, by robertmo

Posted on 2020-04-17, 06:37

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robertmo wrote on 2020-03-06, 11:49:

demo is out
https://store.steampowered.com/app/682990/Dru … aler_Simulator/

released

Reply 17 of 18, by rmay635703

Posted on 2020-04-17, 12:21

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robertmo wrote on 2020-04-17, 06:37:

robertmo wrote on 2020-03-06, 11:49:

demo is out
https://store.steampowered.com/app/682990/Dru … aler_Simulator/

released

Jesus is now a drug dealer?

Reply 18 of 18, by robertmo

Posted on 2022-10-09, 04:01

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The Serpent Rider wrote on 2019-12-13, 07:42:

That's some high grade trolling. And the publisher just loves to do that:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/756800/Contraband_Police
Coming soon (tm) aka never will be released.

demo is out

The Serpent Rider wrote on 2019-12-13, 07:42:

That's some high grade trolling. And the publisher just loves to do that:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/950620/Priest_Simulator
Coming soon (tm) aka never will be released.

released

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